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First contact! | HI, I'M A VEGEN. HELLO.  I'M A HUMAN, WELCOME TO EARTH. | image tagged in handshake,vegen,human,alien,meeting | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
28,697 views 333 upvotes Made by DamiynK 6 years ago in fun
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Yo Dawg Heard You Meme | THE REFLECTION IN THE MIRROR IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S HOLDING A GIANT BLACK D**DO | image tagged in memes,yo dawg heard you | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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8 ups, 6y,
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Okay, nevermind. I just realized its from the movie Full Metal Jacket and that isn't even a mirror. Lol!
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10 ups, 6y,
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Y'all Got Any More Of That Meme | Y'ALL GOT ANYMORE OF THEM MOVIE MISQUOTES? | image tagged in memes,y'all got any more of that | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
:-)
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7 ups, 6y,
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I probably do. Lol!
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Just sub'd this :-)
4 ups, 6y,
1 reply
:-)
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6 ups, 6y
Nope on the top bunk. Kenj thought the same thing so... lol
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5 ups, 6y,
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You double memed (on different posts) but YOU DOUBLE MEMED!!!!!
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2 ups, 6y,
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:)
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10 ups, 6y,
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11 ups, 6y,
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:-)
7 ups, 6y,
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Lmao... I just noticed the miss spell. Thanks. For the laugh
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4 ups, 6y,
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1 up, 6y,
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the romance continues
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1 up, 6y
The sequel!
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11 ups, 6y,
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5 ups, 6y
As I understand it, a Vegetarian does not eat animal flesh. A Vegan however, eats neither the flesh nor anything produced by an animal such as milk, eggs, or honey.
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9 ups, 6y
11 ups, 6y,
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1 up, 6y
the romance continues: vegan date - episode 2

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9 ups, 6y,
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2 ups, 6y,
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1 up, 6y
I need proof that she's a vegan her name
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8 ups, 6y,
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2 ups, 6y,
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Chill. I've done vegan for fifteen-plus years and I'm probably healthier than you.

Oh yeah, and they're not getting my AR either ;-)

1 up, 6y
Man, I sometimes wonder, how can vegans survive on what little food they can eat? But then I remember: vegans feed on attention.
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4 ups, 6y,
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Not gettin you bro.

Vegan. Healthy because of it. Anti-cabal. Pro-2A.
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2 ups, 6y
I've watched a Channel 4 documentary on food, and what food we like best and why. Why do we like meat more than lettuce? Because meat has more of that yummydelicious nutrition and minerals and everything, but lettuce doesn't have bollocks compared to it! Why are some PLANTS poisonous, but no MEAT is? Because those poisonous disgusting plants are eaten by herbivores, those herbivores digest those plants, crap out the nasty stuff, and concentrate the good stuff into delicious meat for us to eat! And now you're telling me that plants are healthier than meat? Man, you never tried a deadly nightshade berry, then!
1 up, 6y
Hey, I'm not vegan, and I'm perfectly fine, too! Whatever floats your boat, people!
2 ups, 6y
MOTHER OF GOD, ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED. VEGANS ARE ILLUMINATI.
6 ups, 6y,
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0 ups, 6y,
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Then why are all my memes reply memes to carnivores instead of the other way around? Checkmate.
0 ups, 6y,
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They aren’t. Never seen a meat meme, only vegan lovers and how their bodies have become one with the earth
0 ups, 6y
They are. If there are any that I posted to the main board, they almost certainly were initially replies to somebody else's bull about vegans. I see attacks on vegans at least once or twice a week. I have never posted anything of such low caliber at carnivores however, particularly since a few decades ago I used to be one myself.

Just how it actually is.
0 ups, 6y
We had to abandon an Enterprise when the Vegans beamed on uninvited & reprogrammed our food replicators
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Isn't Vega the name of the planet Xenu, the god of scientology, comes from?
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4 ups, 6y
oh shit
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Afaik, the words Vegan and Vega, have a common root in Proto-Indo-European word "Weg-", meaning "to be strong, to be lively." But the similarity between the words is irrelevant, in that regards. Vega is a direct modernization of the name Wega, whereas Vegan is just a pop culture corruption of "Vegetarian", which in turn has precursors in the form of "Vegetare" and "Vegere", which in turn share the "Vega" common root "Weg-".

Las Vegas, for instance, literally translates to "City of Plantations", a spanish vega is literally a plantation. But the star Vega, on the other hand, has probably nothing to do with plantations, but rather means "lively", because it's such a bright star.
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In other words, if the word "vegan" was used correctly, it would be a person who's "of the plantations", not someone "who eats only vegetables".
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2 ups, 6y,
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I asked ten spanish-speakers down there who didn't know que es una vega. The online info I found suggested meadows instead, which would make more sense, there weren't any plantations in Vegas that I knew of.
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You seen a lot of meadows down in the Mojave Desert? But you're right, a Vega can be a plantation, but it's not exclusively one. Vega literally refers to a green grassy field or valley (such as a meadow, plantation, or otherwise).

The vegas of "Las Vegas" simply happen to be plantations, given the fact that the city is built on top of a dead, dry desert region. And the greeneries had to be introduced artificially. ;)
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Btw, the word "plantation" in this context is meant figuratively, not literally. Plantation is what you call an large irrigated area of greenery, which is typically used for farming and selling crops. But in the rare case of Las Vegas, these areas are used for tourism instead, hence the large number of Casinos, gardening, and general beautification, rather than large patches of monoculture.
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But City of Meadows works too, as long as you understand its figurative. ;)
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It's only dead because of the heavy amounts of nuclear testing that went on 30 miles beside it in the cold war.
2 ups, 6y
Cool thanks
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