yoda

Still funny

Lol good one!

NERD TIME!!!!! Yoda's staff, called a "gimer stick", is a stick rich in nutrients that he can chew on for said nutrients, to quench thirst, and improve dental hygiene.

That's how he feeds his medichlorians

Nope.

You thought about it didn't you? ;)
This close to a flame war m8

Everyone underestimates the image of a frail old man ;)

It's all a front! He uses it to mess with your head thinking taking him on would be a cake walk.

I've always wondered about that

Bad Luck Yoda this is?

It's actually for when he needs to slap a foo and can't be bothered to take out his lightsaber.

I blame George Lucas

lmao