Philosoraptor

Lol

Now, which one's mine?

Which one should I be today?

I don't know if this helps.

It will come to that!

XD
therefore zero

One, cause there are only two genders. You where off by 70, dumbass. Hopefully you where joking.

*woooosh*

Erudite, sadly not a word I get to use often.

*takes drag of cigarette* Erudite? That's a word I haven't heard in a long time.

Is apposite any more familiar?

Less so, actually. I learned erudite in 9th or 10th grade English. Never heard apposite before.

Forgive me my "thesaurus" mind

Good mind to have

Do you even know what a joke is?

dat gap

Mind the gap!

There are only 2 genders lol