I'm not a brit, I'm Aussie (so no hate plz)

They're in between. They replace s with z but they don't remove letters.

And add "eh?" to the end of every sentence....

don't forget aboot the pronouciation...

usa and brtish only website bruh

Canidians are English/French

http://i.imgflip.com/1zix78.jpg

yes i do

"American" English is so chock full of slang, subcultural lexicon, random words cherry-picked and bastardized from every other language on the planet, and just totally made-up nonsense, it's probably the most unnecessarily complicated language there is.

...that is true...
I don't even know half of the slang people use these days and I'm 14 and american

I would like to let you know that Oxford English is a bastardization of French and Norman, and French is a changed version of latin. Every language comes from another, and every language is complicated.
That being said, I will agree with you that U.S. English is probably the most complicated to learn.

You may appreciate this.
http://i.imgflip.com/1z1pgc.jpg

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*...had never before appeared...*; *...that better matched pronunciation.*
*sigh*

:D

:)
no hate plz

At least they didn't say: English (Unintelligible) for the Aussie setting. That would've been the worst. I might've had to travel all the way to Valve's headquarters and talked some sense into the blokes there. Nobody wants that.

English (Unintelligible) is Irish English.

No, that's the English (Drunk) version.

no English (Drunk) is scottish english xD

I thought Scottish English was English (Drunk on Whiskey) while Irish english was English (Drunk on Beer). Maybe I'm wrong...?

no its Irish English (drunk) Scottish English (drunker)

Nah, that's Scottish. Nobody can understand a Scot.

Like everything else

:D

Go Aussies!

Oi! Oi! Oi!

W.A. all the way! So you decide :-)

Yeah mate, I'll be in Brisbane this Thursday.

Lol. That's pretty much true about the U.S. until you step into Louisiana, I have friends who live way, way out in the byou and every time I go there I feel like I'm on another planet! Lol. Nothing but love for the Aussies, have friends in NSW! :)

I also got this

I'd like to stay for this debate but I've got to fight bears and watch a hockey game, or is it watch bears and fight hockey players?

I dunno lol

LOL! Texas considered separate from the rest of 'Murica! So true!

I don’t get it ‘merica is a free country

I can't really explain it other than Texas was it's own country before joining the U.S. and I've had tourists ask me how to get back to America while standing on Texas soil!

Ok that makes more sense

Check out this: imgflip.com/i/1hvy0m

Just kidding here.

Lol.