I'm not a brit, I'm Aussie (so no hate plz)

I'm not a brit, I'm Aussie (so no hate plz) | THIS DOESN'T EVEN NEED A PUNCHLINE | image tagged in english | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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19 ups, 4 replies
Futurama Fry Meme | WHAT ABOUT CANADIANS | image tagged in memes,futurama fry | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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12 ups, 1 reply
They're in between. They replace s with z but they don't remove letters.
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9 ups, 1 reply
And add "eh?" to the end of every sentence....
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6 ups, 1 reply
First World Problems Meme | DON'T FORGET ABOOT THE BOOT IN THE BOOT THO EH? | image tagged in memes,first world problems | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
don't forget aboot the pronouciation...
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Y'all Got Any More Of That Meme | Y'ALL GOT SUMFIN FOR EBONIC? | image tagged in memes,yall got any more of | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Oprah You Get A Meme | YOU CAN GO TO CANADA EVERYONE CAN GO TO CANADA! | image tagged in memes,oprah you get a | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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7 ups
usa and brtish only website bruh
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6 ups
Canidians are English/French
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10 ups, 2 replies
http://i.imgflip.com/1zix78.jpg
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5 ups
yes i do
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15 ups, 3 replies
"American" English is so chock full of slang, subcultural lexicon, random words cherry-picked and bastardized from every other language on the planet, and just totally made-up nonsense, it's probably the most unnecessarily complicated language there is.
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15 ups
...that is true...
I don't even know half of the slang people use these days and I'm 14 and american
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I would like to let you know that Oxford English is a bastardization of French and Norman, and French is a changed version of latin. Every language comes from another, and every language is complicated.
That being said, I will agree with you that U.S. English is probably the most complicated to learn.
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You may appreciate this.
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4 ups, 1 reply
i.imgflip.com/1tjady.jpg (click to show)
*...had never before appeared...*; *...that better matched pronunciation.*
*sigh*
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3 ups
:D
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3 ups
:)
no hate plz
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10 ups, 2 replies
At least they didn't say: English (Unintelligible) for the Aussie setting. That would've been the worst. I might've had to travel all the way to Valve's headquarters and talked some sense into the blokes there. Nobody wants that.
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5 ups, 2 replies
English (Unintelligible) is Irish English.
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5 ups, 1 reply
No, that's the English (Drunk) version.
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5 ups, 1 reply
no English (Drunk) is scottish english xD
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4 ups, 1 reply
I thought Scottish English was English (Drunk on Whiskey) while Irish english was English (Drunk on Beer). Maybe I'm wrong...?
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no its Irish English (drunk) Scottish English (drunker)
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3 ups
Nah, that's Scottish. Nobody can understand a Scot.
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10 ups, 2 replies
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6 ups, 1 reply
Like everything else
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5 ups
:D
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9 ups, 1 reply
Go Aussies!
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8 ups, 1 reply
Oi! Oi! Oi!
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4 ups
W.A. all the way! So you decide :-)
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3 ups
Yeah mate, I'll be in Brisbane this Thursday.
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9 ups
Lol. That's pretty much true about the U.S. until you step into Louisiana, I have friends who live way, way out in the byou and every time I go there I feel like I'm on another planet! Lol. Nothing but love for the Aussies, have friends in NSW! :)
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8 ups, 3 replies
I also got this
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6 ups, 1 reply
I'd like to stay for this debate but I've got to fight bears and watch a hockey game, or is it watch bears and fight hockey players?
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5 ups
I dunno lol
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3 ups, 1 reply
LOL! Texas considered separate from the rest of 'Murica! So true!
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3 ups, 1 reply
I don’t get it ‘merica is a free country
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1 up, 1 reply
I can't really explain it other than Texas was it's own country before joining the U.S. and I've had tourists ask me how to get back to America while standing on Texas soil!
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2 ups
Ok that makes more sense
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3 ups
Check out this: imgflip.com/i/1hvy0m
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8 ups, 1 reply
Just kidding here.
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4 ups, 1 reply
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4 ups
Lol.
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8 ups, 2 replies
no the worst part is it says "chinese" instead of mandarin or cantonese
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6 ups
Think the text is the same for both languages. Dated a girl from Hong Kong many years ago and she told me
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4 ups
I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that.
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7 ups
All in Goode fun, neighbors! Actually that last line is from the movie Rough Night when Kate McKinnon's Aussie character wakes up drunk and forgets to use her "inner voice" ;)
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I like how it says "simplfied"
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7 ups
Poppycock!
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7 ups, 1 reply
pretty sure i heard somewhere ,probably a video in History class, that American english is closer to what it originally was than what they speak in England now
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6 ups
Yep. The Americans still use a rhotic version from the 1700s, while the Brits went all 'received pronunciation' a few decades ago, and a number of generations now speaking the 'BBC English' accent. Australians, like myself, opted for the perpetually drunk accent.
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7 ups, 2 replies
If ya’ll grow up with the English language you have to learn French, German + Spanish... well I did
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8 ups, 2 replies
I'm bilingual, English and Australian and since I've joined IMGFLIP, I'm now learning 'merican!
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7 ups, 1 reply
you spelled it wrong xD its 'murican
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5 ups, 1 reply
http://i.imgflip.com/1zkr9n.jpg
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0 ups
lol noice
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1 up, 1 reply
Yeah, my school requires you to do French (just cause its the closest country to this rock in the north atlantic) and then you can choose to do German or Spanish. Spanish is best
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2 ups
Same...
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6 ups
LOL I'm a New Zealander so yeah...
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6 ups
Good one
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6 ups
Nice! XD
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5 ups, 2 replies
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So, if there was an Australian option, would it say English (Vulgar)? LOL, no hate! :)
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5 ups, 1 reply
Better believe it mate.
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3 ups, 1 reply
Oy skippy, it's Sheila to you! LOL!
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3 ups, 1 reply
Me and my friends call each other c*nts all the time.
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4 ups
LOL! I get it, no offense taken! But, I'd say a lot of American women (mainly feminazis) would burn your house down if you called them c*nt, lol. Shit, they'd probably do it if you called them Sheila! They've got no love in their hearts. I got nothin' but love for me Aussie mates, I mean c*nts!
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3 ups
:)
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5 ups
give me my f**king manzanas!!!
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5 ups, 1 reply
They left one out...
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6 ups, 1 reply
i live in alabama xD i can confirm these
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6 ups
Living here in Atlanta I can also confirm that, too! Lmao! Rpc1 lives just outside Tuscaloosa, but he's originally from some ass-backwards place called Kansas...lol. :)
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5 ups
Long live Britain!! :D
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5 ups
lol
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i.imgflip.com/1z2l1e.jpg (click to show)
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4 ups
I’m American so you can’t hate
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4 ups
wow just wow when you read this and your American
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5 ups
I'm not American, am referring to Trump.
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I am American, and our language is quickly becoming the most retarded language on the planet! For example...bae, on fleek, "you" for your, you're (ex. When you baby daddy say you ass is da best)
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Elevator
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jk
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2 ups
Yup, complicated... bloody cock-womble codswallops!
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