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Attention IMGFLIP'ers w/ Japanese concerns. Typhoon Lan (25W) modeled to Strike Tokyo directly - as a Cat 2-3 storm.

Attention IMGFLIP'ers w/ Japanese concerns. Typhoon Lan (25W) modeled to Strike Tokyo directly - as a Cat 2-3 storm.  | Another Major Tropical Cyclone - predicted to strike a MAJOR Population Center. LOOK OUT - Tokyo! Y'ALL IN SOME HOT WATER. | image tagged in typhoon lan,disaster train,warning sign,global warming,rexxon mobil,buggy whip futures | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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3 ups, 7y,
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COME AT ME BRO | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
2 ups, 7y,
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You mean...like go EYE-TO-EYE riding @ each other, in the barrel? Still look's a little rough...maybe it'll clean up later. | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Awesome shot....did you shoop it? Is that a Godzilla in the Bay statue? I gotta know...

I'll write something funny once I know the back story....but it makes me totally want to build a Godzilla statue in Tokyo Bay. Like a "Statue of Nuclear Terror" instead of a 'statue of liberty'...

2 ups, 7y,
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MOTHRA'S REVENGE | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
That one came from a "Godzilla hurricane" search. Mothra's Revenge here is a custom joint.
2 ups, 7y
Love it!
2 ups, 7y
Shock and ahhhhh!

We have MovieSign - https://vid.me/TzXd/mst3k-213-godzilla-vs-the-sea-monster

Aaaaaahhhh.....

I love that photo - I figure it HAS to be shooped. But too bad - cause I want that statue to be real....

Well - more work me.


1 up, 7y,
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XD
2 ups, 7y,
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I worry about the young people these dayz...
1 up, 7y,
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Why?
2 ups, 7y,
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JK. Tho' really...if you read the commentz...itz like watching Great Kung Fu, or something scarier... So - sorry aboute that 'eh?
1 up, 7y
Lol it fine just confussed
3 ups, 7y,
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Geostorm - currently in theaters - is the other thing that almost killed Gerard Butler and his career recently...

But there is a valid idea - in the notion that the weather can BE Weaponized (and has BEEN - for decades actually). Vision 2020 (a 2000ish report, vision and policy statement) by the USAF predicted the ability to use weather against targeted "enemy" populations by 2020. Typically one doesn't announce even the possibility of a new weapons technology until it is well mastered and understood - like with the Manhattan Project.

4 ups, 7y
LMAO!!
1 up, 7y,
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They don't announce it but yet you have the project name, plan, and schedule?
2 ups, 7y,
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My point - is they had the tech in place BEFORE announcing the plan. That they mention the technology indicates this reality...otherwise the "enemy" might get it first.

You seem to think that secrets are impossible to keep.

Open secret here. - "Others are engaging even in an eco- type of terrorism whereby they can alter the climate, set off earthquakes, volcanoes remotely through the use of electromagnetic waves.
So there are plenty of ingenious minds out there that are at work finding ways in which they can wreak terror upon other nations. It's real, and that's the reason why we have to intensify our efforts, and that's why this is so important." William Cohen US Defense Secty., in 1997. https://en.m.wikiquote.org/wiki/William_S._Cohen
And that takez 5 seconds. He has a quote about "THE TERRORISTS" already having them from the same era. We are the terrorists. Newsflash.
1 up, 7y,
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Yeah, but no.
Tesla theorized an earth crust cracking mechanism, tin hatters yapping HAARP scenarious, and the bottom line is, skip the Mosco monsoon mud slide fantasies, we gonna be sending some rain over to the Central Valley for a nice strawberry harvest.

Weather is not a single finite bullet, it is worldwide interconnected atmospheric phenomenom. Seed a hurricane with silver iodide as we did in the 1960s, and it ends up in Mexico instead. It all comes from somewhere, and it goes somewhere. Target accuracy with missiles is so much more use friendly.

PS: We ain't the terrorists, the 'they' always are.
3 ups, 7y,
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Of course - because our terrorism is blessed by the almighty - where their spurrious deity can offer no eternal absolution for THEIR crimes against humanity, in the way that White Jesus does, for us.

So you are aware of the use of WEATHER WARFARE. It has evolved considerably -since the day when your ideas were realistic and relevant. Hurricanez are generally steered by High Pressure ridges. By using the HAARP array to heat the upper atmosphere that sort of thing can be manipulated. Simple. And WHO KNOWS what else they have.

The persistent contrails phenomena seems to occur at military altitudes. So there's that as well. So without peeking at closed source materials, all we can rely upon is their own words.

Your ANONYMOUS denial lacks credibility

And as Alexander Hamilton like to refer to 'the beast' - (the unwashed masses) - don't think the gov't would want to help in every way it can at all times . Trump and Gerry don't get along. Cui bono - this strawberry harvest? Seems like Chris Christie bridge reasoning would prevent that..

Go ask an expert about space and warfare (my fave is Bruce Gagnon, but he could refer you elsewhere if you prefer. Or ask your own guy) if the USAF put out that doc and what it said/meant. Because I reported on it myself, I remember.

They didn't put out a "vision statement" on nukes until after the end of WWII for the reason I cited. Disbelieve as you wish to. It changes nothing. Our STATED PLAN was to acquire and/or have the technology BY 2020....at the latest. They don't alk about things which aren't already figured out AND TESTED. Once deployed OFFICIALLY - by open use - now you speak. Trinity test had NO press release. Quite the contrary. Millions of ear/eyewitnesses couldn't get their story out...or showed the manners not to blab. So Hiroshima was a surprise more or less.

But weather is a QUIET WEAPON and quite plausibly deniable. You say God or the Terrorists did it. There have been a number of anomalous events in weather which have aroused my suspicions - but why talk about what can't be proved? Especially since this CAN BE. THEY SAID IT. LEFT A PAPER TRAIL. Are you slueth - or a cover-up artist.? I gave you the title.

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That YOU made an assumption of religion speaks of YOUR [reactionary] mindset.
The "they" is the them, the other, the enemy. What nickname they have for God is an excuse utilized for those who think this is just a kids' game of cowboys & Indians.
However, I do agree with you, habibi terrorism ain't cute, otherwise you'd be over there playing with THEM instead of tanning in the glow of the land of milk & honey, Christian style. Face it, I can give you Trump's wallet and a one way ticket to terror-free Oman and you wouldn't dare go even there.

No, I'm not aware of weather warfare, thought I brushed that bucket of tinfoil hat wrapped poo off?
If it's secret till it's a go come 2020 (and even if, it would still be kept secret), then how'd you 007 that dossier? Smokin da medical 'erb give you secret ops development clearance?

Me? I'm a troll. I disseminate chaos for shitz & giggles. Hope that ain't too disappointing.

Ever notice how contrails are farted out the rumps of ALL airplanes? Exhaust pipe mean anything ta ya? Or you gonna tell me cars are also altering our genes to alter the atmosphere so that some curiously human lookin' aliens can slllllllllllllllowwwwwwly poion us because they ain't got any other means of nuking us?
3 ups, 7y,
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I don't know which lying troll to believe...this one:
"No, I'm not aware of weather warfare", or this one: "Seed a hurricane with silver iodide as we did in the 1960s,".

One of you can acknowledge historical facts (albeit in a simplistic and less than cortect fashion) - but the other denies even facts the facts he's previously acknowledged.

I'd say you both suck.
You are lame even by the standards, with which we judge trolls.

I'm CERTAIN that they have already done real world tests personally. You are willfully ignorant or just plain dishonest.

There's No arguing with stupid.

You're denials disprove nothing. Your rationalizations are irrational. US Military acts of Terror and Torture - Crimes both domestically and abroad undermine our safety and security - and did NOTHING to create it. Nice try.

So much losing. Please go on.
1 up, 7y,
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Um, one is a verifiable fact that you can look up.

The other is a basement nutter conspiracy fantasy that you dreamt up because your life is so dull you have to invent problems to fulfill your neurotic urges to be a feakin loon.

Whatever you pretend to believe is what you shall, stupidity can't be stopped.
Your lack of humor and pedantic leanings towards overly literal come from a limited imagination and lack of comprehension skillz.

btw, I take it you forgot your comment to me a few months ago when you were wrapping your tongue around my scrotum.
Unlike a roboton like you, I ain't got a party line to enslave myself to, so you must excuse me for not towing yours, mkay?

Now don't forget to dust off your SJW cue cards for the next one, eh?

Laterz, homie.
3 ups, 7y,
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1 up, 7y,
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- Lost on you much?

I'm not a troll, YOU are, 1redAnotherWorldShoe.
Just figured I'd beat you to it, kinda deflates the zinger that way.

Now go back to hacking top secret military plans in the works.
3 ups, 7y
You're a gay rights activist with too many alts to count.

Are you paid to act as an ignorant talentless and unfunny douche - or iz it a hobby?
1 up, 7y,
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btw, you silly twit, YOU'VE BEEN REPLYING WITH THE WRONG ALT!!!

And again, you like your pet A-rabs so much? Then YOU go play with them.
No one is forcing you to stay in MY Country.
3 ups, 7y,
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Replying to your lame notifications - where ever I get them, and schooling your punk ass in all phases of the game as always - CReEP ('er).

How many seperate alts and have I humiliated you in so far? Quite a few...but since like all cowards you have no true face...and lie constantly - who could tell...but you?
1 up, 7y,
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It wasn't about your lame assed - and as you pointed out - unoriginal attempt to ridicule me, it was about mocking that girl.

But while we're at it, yes she is. What's your excuse?
3 ups, 7y
Who mocked her? The meme maker? Go blow smoke up his ass.

You're such a great humanitarian...let me give you "the word"...make your bones..
Come over here...I'll whisper it. You want to be a "made guy" so bad don't you...



And as a 'Good Nazi' - you'll keep with the eugenic purity laws for the Reich...and self-deport to the next life - since as a mentally challenged In-Valid, yours is a "life not worth living".
1 up, 7y,
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Your sad attempts at deflection while openly stating your nazi attitude you're trying to project is simply darling, sweet cheeks.

You and the rest of your cretionous family should be sterilized.
3 ups, 7y
It INSULTED the girl - by comparing her TO YOU. You were given a slight upgrade - cause I couldn't find a popular meme with the face of a dumber looking person - and the word potatoe - for your - weak, Dan Quayle lovin' ass.
0 ups, 7y,
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What a turd lol
2 ups, 7y


Another JackNHoff clone. Sweet. Fresh meat.

We gonna get you a full dance card.



1 up, 7y,
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Anyways, 'twas a joy watching your PC SJW ass show it's real colors.

Nice jizz collection you got there, btw, seems you're well prepared for the sausage fair, eh, cuck?

'Ave a good un, ya scrote lickin tapeworm, and don't forget to take your meds.
1 up, 7y,
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Your sad attempts at trying to deflect my saying you two are one by doing a "I know you are, but what am I?" is as lame as your fake tin foiled nutter arguments. But I must admit reading you coversate with yourself on memes no one else upvotes is almost funny, albeit in a pathetic way.

And will you stop jerking that scrawney pencil eraser of a knob, quiffer boy, you'll get your keyboard pregnant.
3 ups, 7y
It may be a long countdown...but you'll be able lose in person - on a day that's not so far off. You've already granted me the Probable Cause/ Cause of Action. So have no fear. You can be a loser IRL too.

Your ID Projection is reaching critcal levels...

Take the cowards way out already...
1 up, 7y,
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Gosh, ya hurt my feelz, homez. *wipes tear*

You really into men, huh? With all your queer lovin' shit you post.
3 ups, 7y
When the moment calls for it...I break everything I touch. So in these Alt-ercations (btw thanks for not getting all grammar, syntax and usage-nazi on me for once - "Alt-ercations" was the missing word after "alts and" above ) I break you down piece by piece....but I'm in no hurry; so I leave thingz to hurt later.

1 up, 7y,
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Memeing with the pic of someone who is mentally retarded isn't funny.
Even for a sub par miscreant like yourself.
3 ups, 7y
Like I need nettiquette lessons from a Nazi Sympathizer AND Disinformation Asset.

So suck a whole bag. And then go cry your TRIGGERED RETARD SNOWFLAKE tears at someone who cares about your frilly and delicate sensibilities. Besides - I didn't make the meme, the internet - or even a cretin like yourself.
1 up, 7y,
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Aww, lookie, 1redfool is stopping just short of calling me a f**king gay. How sad.

Triggered much?
C'mere, lemme give you a cup of warm milk and a cookie and you can go put your Batman cape back on, bruh.

Night, toots.
3 ups, 7y
You prove it with all your obvious f*ggotry. Who needs to spell out the obvious.

Plus it would be rude afte making you my bitch repeatedly.
1 up, 7y
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Another Major Tropical Cyclone - predicted to strike a MAJOR Population Center. LOOK OUT - Tokyo! Y'ALL IN SOME HOT WATER.