Third World Skeptical Kid

Not to mention the few laws would be anti-gay and anti-trans laws! =(

True! Even better!

The irony being that the "small gov't" conservatives do so with massive amounts of behavior regulating legislation with added law enforcement to force compliance,,,

You clearly don't know many conservatives who actually favor small government. There's a difference between "conservative" and "skinhead."

Oh, I know em, Presidents included.

Saying
Doing
Are two different things.

THE only politician of any prominence who ran for President who truly favored small gov't for real real was Ron Paul.
Even his son quickly proved to be full of crap.

Skins? In office?

Harley Davidson, ground zero for US neo-naz, look him up. I used to watch him play.
From Paki bashing Saturdays in the UK, to W.A.R. here, I saw it all unfold as it happened.

For the right people it absolutely is paradise.

Laws would be Thou shalt not murder, Thou shalt not steal, etc

Or....Laws from the Koran. They work too. Or buddahs teachings. Or....Vishnu....Or Odin....Or zues....Or any other religion.