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LET'S FIND OUT | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Great meme :)
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CAN SOMEONE BORROW ME A KLONDIKE BAR? | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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KLONDIKE BAR FITTY MILLION DOLLARS | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Captain Picard Facepalm Meme | 'LEND' | image tagged in memes,captain picard facepalm | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Or summa Kim k...
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HOW ABOUT A SNAPPLE | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Tom h. | DAAAAAAAMN, JERRY WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR, KILL YOUR WIFE? | image tagged in tom h | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
On an episode of p&r
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[image deleted]How this myth stays alive I have no idea... Anyone reading their Bible would know the truth. It's the "fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil". Period. It's the fruit of that specific tree. It's no fruit that we know of. There was one tree and it bore its own fruit.
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Fruit of the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil - FOTOTKGAE
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Calm down Francis...
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It's probably because we thought of a cool fruit that was easy to hold, and we were like "Hey apples are cool, so it must have been that!" For all we know it looked like a banana. Or maybe it started because of how apples are represented in mythology and culture. Able to give you knowledge and stuff.
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I wonder how the myth of Jesus being the savior stays alive.
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Those who wrongly believe it's myth don't keep it alive. For the wiser rest who know it's the Truth, it's not myth and very much alive.
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You know it's the truth in the same why that Muslims know Allah is the only God. The same way Buddhist know Buddha is the only God. The same way liberals think Obama is God...you WANT to believe it and no amount of evidence and reason will deter you from that belief. Just like them.
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Except of course, I believe BECAUSE of logic, evidence, and reason.
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That's hilarious. So you believe, based on evidence and logic, that a married woman had a virgin birth? You believe , based on evidence and logic, that a man walked on water? You believe, based on evidence and logic, that Jesus raised the dead? You believe, based on evidence and logic, that Jesus died for your sins? (Which he really didn't or you would not be a Christian. If he DIED for your sins then he's dead...not a God) What evidence do you have that ANY of this happened or is even possible OTHER then the Bible? NONE. I believe, based on evidence and reason, that the Great Pumpkin exists. I have heard and seen with my own two eyes Linus proclaim this, so it MUST be true.
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We have eyewitness accounts of those things happening and they were supernatural. Have a nice day.
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Eye witness accounts from whom? I could say I witnessed the Great Pumpkin one Halloween night. So you would accept that too, right?
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So do you approve of cloning? Also what were you thinking, if there's only 2 of them and they had 2 sons, that's just nasty!
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Actually, they had many sons and daughters...
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Yeah,but still incest.
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I don't have time for an apologetics debate... I'll get back to you later.
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Okay
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Still don't have time, but it boils down to this:

Entropy didn't enter into the equation until sin did. The genetics of the earliest people did not have the disorders that make incest a problem in today's world.
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How long has this been going on? The comments I mean.
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Don't know... Just popped in to throw that comment down real quick.
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Had your meme up as a tab since my first comment so I wouldn't forget, so it was still just the comments that were there when I made it...
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But was not forbidden until long after. And since Adam and Eve were the first generation, their DNA was perfect. It took a long time for mutations to happen and corrupt the DNA. Siblings marrying is to prevent defects and mutation, so that would not have been a problem then.
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Their only relationship to each other was being children of God. So maybe we're all guilty of incest :)
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. . .maybe
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Am I missing out?
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Yes, yes you are... What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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I have no idea
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Lol
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Funny stuff you did there!
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....what a classy broad.
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It's it "now touch me babe"?
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you can't unsee this
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Eve Would Probably Eat The Klondike Bar And Commit Another Sin...
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idk nine eleven lol am i right
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THIS IS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OOOOOOOOOOLD.
Reposter. :(
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