The residents of the Upper Peninsula (U.P.) of Michigan are called "Yoopers". The residents of the Lower Peninsula are called "Trolls" (because we live "under" the Mackinac Bridge).
I don't know, man, my 401(k) was pretty good, gas and groceries were cheaper, interest rates and inflation were a lot lower... But golly-gee, those mean tweets! Tsk! Tsk! Tsk!