The residents of the Upper Peninsula (U.P.) of Michigan are called "Yoopers". The residents of the Lower Peninsula are called "Trolls" (because we live "under" the Mackinac Bridge).

Are you seriously using the childish comeback "I know you are, but what am I?"

You can't just make shit up.

I don't know, man, my 401(k) was pretty good, gas and groceries were cheaper, interest rates and inflation were a lot lower... But golly-gee, those mean tweets! Tsk! Tsk! Tsk!

This meme is a joke, but I actually do know the date and circumstances of my conception. For some reason, my parents thought I would want to know.