Races, races, races. We all fight over races, when we should actually be preparing for the true race to come. Way back, after humans had just evolved to the point of tool usage and bonds within tribes, there lived 2 famous tribe leaders of the Hotch, and Shrite respectively. Both got along nicely, kids played together, they often traded prized goods, everyone was happy. Until Phil arrived. Phil is a distant enemy of dairy products so only I remember his existence. Phil was nastily nice, and corruptly kind, and so the tribes trusted him. He stayed with them for years, winning more trust, and gaining more power. 34 years later. He created the first convenience store named Walmart. The tribes quickly became interested in this store, and in the weeks that followed, they visited often. He had everything you see in Walmarts today. Candy, soap, and bread galore! Oh, how the tribes were so impressed. Fantastic deals, 4.99 in rocks for a PlayStation-14!?! The rocks you saved were unbeatable! The tribes worshiped Phil as their marketing Jesus, and he was loved immensely by both tribes. He decided to carry out the final phase of his dastardly plan. He introduced a new product to his ever-growing market. This evil product was injected with a dangerous level of hate spice with a cheery name to hide it's deliberately harmful effects. Sun Chips. Sun Chips ended the tribes 50 year long bond. A ceremony was held in this products release. The leaders both took one bite. Just one. The world would never be the same. Slowly, the tribes began to despise each other due to seeing each other first. War ensued and the divide became racial. As the Sun Chips are divided by flavor under the same brand, we are all humans, under different flavors, some flavors, that others do not like.
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