A pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel on his belt
The bar tender asked why do you have a steering wheel on your belt
The pirate said arrrr a I don't know, but it's driving me nuts
THE VIKING RUDOLPH THE RED LOOKED OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID "IT'S GOING TO RAIN"; HIS WIFE ASKED "HOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S GOING TO RAIN?"; HE REPLIED "BECAUSE RUDOLPH THE RED KNOWS RAIN , DEAR"