Might I suggest remaking that with Bad Luck Brian, and re-captioning it with "Rough as hell and takes shit off everybody". That's what I would do...if you do it and submit it, let me know and I will link it on one of mine for you.
That's... actually pretty funny. Have at it; I'm on my phone and you're good at shopping. I figured most folks get John Wayne brand at work because any company is too cheap to buy any other brand.