Lynch1979 files a lawsuit against Bernie_Sanders on Username Weekend

Lynch1979 files a lawsuit against Bernie_Sanders on Username Weekend |  ONCE UPON A TIME, A DUDEFROMEUROPE CAME TO AMERICA HOPING THAT BERNIE_SANDERS WOULD WIN. BUT WHEN BERNIE HAD LOST, DUDEFROMEUROPE AND SOMERANDOMGUY9001 FOUND HIM COOKING CHICKEN IN A SMALLER CHAIN OF HIS FATHER’S FAMOUS KFC, CHIKN. LYNCH1979, WHO LIVES IN KENTUCKY THOUGHT BERNIE WAS STEALING KFC PURPOSELY. LYNCH FILED A LAWSUIT AGAINST HIM. THE BEST LAWYER BERNIE COULD GET WAS ALWAYS GETTING CHUMPCHANGE. LYNCH CALLED BERNIE AND HIS LAWYER “EVIL MEN WHO DO EVIL”. THEY WERE SENTENSED TO 68 YEARS IN PRISON BY JUDGE REALLYITSJOHN, WHO SAID, “I HOPE YOU DIE A JUICYDEATH!”; THEIR HOPES WERE DASHED. BUT THEY DID GET INTERESTING CELLMATES, ONE BEING A STEAMFITTER, AND ONE AN XENUSIANSOLDIER, AND THAT CRAZY GUY THAT NEVER STOPS SOC-RATING. OH, AND THE COOL STORY TELLER, CLINKSTER, WHO SAID THAT HE HAS DREAMS ABOUT A MOOSEMAN THAT SAVES HIM WHENEVER HE’S IN DANGER. AND GUESS WHAT? A DAMN MOOSEMAN DID SAVE THEM! HALF MOOSE, HALF MAN. THE END! THERE, DO I WIN? | image tagged in black blank,bernie sanders,funny,lynch1979,memes,use the username weekend | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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NO COOLERMOMMY? | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Jk. Nice job
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Ancient Aliens Meme | IS 2 NOT ENOUGH? | image tagged in memes,ancient aliens | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
But Clinkster got 4, because he tells cool stories :)
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:)
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Pretty funny there grasshopper ! Here is #9 waiting to feature !
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Lol. Very interesting! As far as I'm concerned, you win! :)
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No, the lawyer is unknown. Lynch is saying that the lawyer and Bernie are Evil men that do evil. Lol :)
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Yea, I'm getting old, and senile! Lol :)
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That's the greatest thing I have ever seen!! Not sure how I missed it on the username weekend! i am rolling!!!
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Thanks :)
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But where's the black star? Maybe Coolermommy is clinkster...
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ONCE UPON A TIME, A DUDEFROMEUROPE CAME TO AMERICA HOPING THAT BERNIE_SANDERS WOULD WIN. BUT WHEN BERNIE HAD LOST, DUDEFROMEUROPE AND SOMERANDOMGUY9001 FOUND HIM COOKING CHICKEN IN A SMALLER CHAIN OF HIS FATHER’S FAMOUS KFC, CHIKN. LYNCH1979, WHO LIVES IN KENTUCKY THOUGHT BERNIE WAS STEALING KFC PURPOSELY. LYNCH FILED A LAWSUIT AGAINST HIM. THE BEST LAWYER BERNIE COULD GET WAS ALWAYS GETTING CHUMPCHANGE. LYNCH CALLED BERNIE AND HIS LAWYER “EVIL MEN WHO DO EVIL”. THEY WERE SENTENSED TO 68 YEARS IN PRISON BY JUDGE REALLYITSJOHN, WHO SAID, “I HOPE YOU DIE A JUICYDEATH!”; THEIR HOPES WERE DASHED. BUT THEY DID GET INTERESTING CELLMATES, ONE BEING A STEAMFITTER, AND ONE AN XENUSIANSOLDIER, AND THAT CRAZY GUY THAT NEVER STOPS SOC-RATING. OH, AND THE COOL STORY TELLER, CLINKSTER, WHO SAID THAT HE HAS DREAMS ABOUT A MOOSEMAN THAT SAVES HIM WHENEVER HE’S IN DANGER. AND GUESS WHAT? A DAMN MOOSEMAN DID SAVE THEM! HALF MOOSE, HALF MAN. THE END! THERE, DO I WIN?
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