3 meals a day, cable tv, adult conversation... I think I'm going to commit a crime.

3 meals a day, cable tv, adult conversation... I think I'm going to commit a crime.  | I NEED A BREAK FROM SOCIETY SO BAD JAIL IS STARTING TO SOUND LIKE A NICE OPTION | image tagged in memes,confession bear | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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11 ups, 1 reply
GOES TO JAIL BECAUSE IT WAS ON HER BUCKET LIST | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
http://www.makers.com/blog/tag/jail
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6 ups
Awesome story!! Thank you for sharing! I write for the local newspaper here and last week I covered a ladies 90th b-day, SHE STILL MOWS HER OWN YARD!!! I was amazed!
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9 ups, 1 reply
Bad Luck Brian Meme | TRIES TO HAVE AN "ADULT CONVERSATION" WITH PRISON INMATES REALIZES PAW PATROL IS NOT AN ADULT TOPIC | image tagged in memes,bad luck brian | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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8 ups, 1 reply
SHUT UP BOY | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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3 ups
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Might need this
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8 ups, 1 reply
NO JAIL FOR YOU | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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I DON'T KNOW JERRY, I MEAN JAIL DOESN'T SOUND SO BAD. NO WORK, NO BILLS, YOU GET TO PLAY CARDS AT NIGHT. WE MAY NEED TO LOOK INTO THIS | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
LOL
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7 ups, 1 reply
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6 ups
I was going to say 3 hots and a cot in my title lol I was afraid no one would get it. LOL
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7 ups, 1 reply
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6 ups
Lol
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5 ups, 1 reply
I was thinking of Otis from the Andy Griffith show. :)
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2 ups
It'd have to be awfully small. Around here, the hold cells are rarely occupied for more than a couple hours, then it's off to the county. If you're an overnighter, you get held in their holding cells. No cot, no blanket, and you can have any type of cellmate, from a farting drink to a schizophrenic violent criminal.

Also, the food isn't all that great. Who burns the cornflakes???
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5 ups, 1 reply
Of course I upvoted! Don bee sheeree :)
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2 ups, 1 reply
LOL! I am past the wanting a break so bad jail looks good moment. Today i am on top of the world! :D
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2 ups, 1 reply
Wonderful! :D
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1 up
So this is where that meme originated from
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5 ups, 1 reply
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5 ups, 1 reply
lol, I really did, he's been so quiet lately.
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4 ups
LOL I actually checked in on him last week I think. He said he was ok it was right after his alphabet meme. I haven't heard from him since though.
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4 ups
You are proportionally less likely to be murdered in jail than if you lived freely.

Prison is a different story though, way more dangerous
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3 ups
Law biting citizen!
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3 ups
going to jail to avoid people is a bad idea, since housing environments in most jails are dormitory.
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2 ups
If your in America that is :)
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[image deleted]When scammers call and tell me that I need to call them or face jail time, I respond with what you have written in your meme. I tell them I need a vacation so come on by.
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At least he has a good room mate ;-)
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