Upon The Shores of Life

Upon The Shores of Life | Listen to Your Heart | If it stops beating, you're dead | image tagged in funny,demotivationals,listen to your heart,follow your heart | made w/ Imgflip demotivational maker
14,134 views, 172 upvotes, Made by anonymous 21 months ago funnydemotivationalslisten to your heartfollow your heart
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Grumpy Cat Meme | DID YOUR HEART REALLY STOP BEATING THIS TIME? OR IS THIS ANOTHER TEASE! | image tagged in memes,grumpy cat | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Black Girl Wat Meme | LIKE SHE BE DEAD, SO HOW SHE TALK | image tagged in memes,black girl wat | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Another literal interpretation
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I named my one cat Noisy Nag. After meeting her and hearing this, our daughter said I should have named her after her mom. | BEING DEAD WOULDN'T BE REASON ENOUGH FOR MY EX TO SHUT UP. | image tagged in memes,brace yourselves x is coming,nagging,marriage | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Waiting Skeleton Meme | HI SWIGGY LONG TIME NO SEE TIME TO CATCH UP ON THINGS YEAH, LOTS HAPPENING HERE SINCE I DIED | image tagged in memes,waiting skeleton | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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I've been around. Took a day off here while setting up my computer. Now I need to get internet.
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FOLLOW YOUR HEART OF COURSE IF YOU GIVE IT TOO MUCH OF A LEAD, IT WON'T MATTER | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Great DEMO!!! Front page here it comes!
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Ancient Aliens Meme | DEMOTIVATALIENS | image tagged in memes,ancient aliens | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
I dunno .... ^.... v ........^ ....... vvv ... ^^^ ... <---- the graph appears somewhat bradycardic
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Good one.
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It took a couple months for my brain to filter out the sound, but I still hear it every now and then.
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Rat poison? My blood thinners have the same basic compound as rat poison. Strewth!

I used to have an alarm set on my cell phone that would go off at the same time daily. On Mondays, I used to register players for the poker tournament at the local Eagles Aerie. It was funny watching their faces as my cell phone would chime, "HEY SWIGGY! It's time for your rat poison!"
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I was on warfarin for awhile and I know what that's like
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Yup, 10 mg/day. Fridays, 15 mg. And then the protime. Had a student do it last time. Offered an experienced poker if I preferred, but said she wouldn't get experience without doing it. She was good. Pointed out she put a little pressure on the needle that irritated a nerve, but over all, not an unpleasant experience. So far, I o ly had one bad stick in 8 years, and that was the one I got in Indy when I was transfered there for surgery.
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Oh Oh OH !
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Good one :)
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Yes, this is called taking a saying literally. TY
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:)
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....A plecat sa joace in alte lumi....:(

.... He's gone to play in other worlds ....:(
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Looks cozy
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Think you scared her.
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Lil good demotivational!
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Thanks!
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;)
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I love this! XD
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Just noticed it made front page.
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