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Philosoraptor Meme | WHY DO WE COOK BACON BUT BAKE COOKIES? | image tagged in memes,philosoraptor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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MMMMMM BACON COOKIES | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Futurama Fry Meme | THAT WAS GOING TO BE MY COMMENT | image tagged in memes,futurama fry | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
something similar anyway.. :)
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Futurama Fry Meme | YEAH, I SPECIFICALLY CLICKED ON THIS MEME TO TELL HIM THAT WE FRY, NOT COOK BACON | image tagged in memes,futurama fry | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
But you beat me to it.
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Lol I'm a her :-) and I fry bacon too. :D
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Like I've told Raydog, I always assume everybody online to be a guy. I could tell why, but that would involve me revealing my gender, which I do not want to do.
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Corporal Chen Chang | (Trying to figure that out...) | image tagged in corporal chen chang | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Actually, if someone would follow my memes, there are about two of them that indicate my species, uh gender. Not like that is a big deal or anything.
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Mwahaha. Anything to lure people to my page to see my awesomeness. One of the biggest identity clue memes comes out tomorrow cause I used up all my submissions today.
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Was the Hunger Games post the most obvious clue?
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LOL this is as close as it gets! Hardee's has them right now. I'm hooked!
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Here ya go
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I don't know about you, but I bake bacon and cook cookies.
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If we roast a roast and fry fries, shouldn't we in fact cook cookies ?
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Because cookies are in the oven (baked) and bacon is on the stove (cooked)
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such a dillema!
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:)
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I still enjoyed the meme, regardless. ;)
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It gets so annoying. When I first joined this website, everybody called me Ms. or Mrs. because of the stereotype that only women like cats. It's not true. And, boring fact, I'm left-handed.
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I know this is prolly the last thing you wanna hear but 8K isn't a ton of points to give up to avoid the annoyance factor if you're gonna be here for a while. Too bad you can't give points to people. I'd be happy to "hold them for you.
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I'll put up with it. For now.
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https://imgflip.com/gif/1au424 That made my head hurt
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Clever! :D
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There's more than one way to cook bacon, so we use the general term, but when making cookies, there's only one way, so we use the specific term.
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Only to be shocked at what he saw. A little Coco, now crying and trying to wake up her mommy and daddy. Cheesesack hurriedly shushed her, and fed her some of the cake, now spilled on the floor, and that seemed to quiet her down a bit. He then buried the parents and took Coco to his house. He would then take care of her for the years to come, in hiding, as any relation with a Cookie is against the law and is punishable by execution. She was taunted and bullied growing up, and many adults threatened to harm her out of fear. She never faltered however to achieve her dream of ending the Doughlocaust for good. She took underground sessions to make her stronger physically and mentally. That, combined with the strong leadership of Cheesesack, made her grow into a warrior, ready to face the Bacon army and restore honor and bravery to the Cookillibiase name. She spread the word around the world and with her passion, followers would ensue. Bacon, now in control of Earth, noticed and wanted to shut the rebellion down. He sent 150 troops to slaughter each and every member of Coco's freedom force. But not this time. When all had spotted the Pork squad charging over the hills, the first battle would start. The fight was mighty as Coco slashed pig after pig with her fathers blade. Uncle Cheesesack would function as the defense of the army, arming homemade cannons and beating pigs by the dozens with brass knuckles alone. The battle carried on into the night, with Coco emerging as the victor. Days later after the news arrived, Warlord Bacon was furious. Squad after squad he sent, and he lost more and more troops to the might and spirit of Coco's army. He decided that he needed more troops and supplies. He destroyed city after city, recruiting citizens by force. While it did increase his army tenfold, the world was finally starting to see him for the monster he was. Coco's army would benefit from this, as her army grew exponentially by citizens who wanted to make a difference. The final battle would occur years later, at the top of the worlds tallest mountain, Mount Negazon. Warlord Bacon was stone hearted and wanted Coco's head. With a mighty roar, the battle began, blood spilled and many died very quickly. Coco left Cheesesack to lead and protect the army as she went after Bacon. "We finally meet, Coco was it? You have caused me a great deal of trouble over the past 5 years. Now, before I slaughter your pathetic hide, tell me, who are you? And why do you appose me?"
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"I am the ruler of the ground you stand, the overlord of this weak and fragile world you call home." Says Bacon. "You are not a leader. You are not a warlord. You are Bacon, the murderer of my faimly!" Says Coco. "Ahh, you must be the daughter of Ms and Mr Mint, am I right?" Says Bacon." I remember that fateful night, oh the screams, the joyous blood! Yes, yes I remember it like it was my...birthda-- Coco had enough. She charged forward, knocking the breath out of Bacon. Furiously, Bacon ripped out his shotgun and blasted away at Coco, missing every shot. Seeing an opportunity, Coco dashed forward and aimed for the neck. But Bacon had been expecting this and smashed the butt of the shotgun into her shoulder. Grunting in pain, she fell back. Bacon aimed with his shotgun and barely missed as Coco rolled out of the way. Out of ammo, he dropped it and came at her with steel knuckles. At the last possible second, Coco ducked to the side, and roundhouse kicked him in the back, knocking him off the platform and into the base bellow. Coco walked to the side and looked down, not seeing Bacon. Then, a very loud rumbling started, and then a horrible explosion. A huge mech, half the size of the mountain itself appeared. Coco drew her sword, ready to take this monstrosity on. And then it left. It simply rocketed towards the sky. Everyone, confused, looked upwards but saw nothing. Then, a very, very loud noise, even more so than the one before, started. The mech was now in space, charging a fireball of tremendous size, big enough to destroy Earth. At the same time Coco realized this, she saw a giant rocket take off beside her. Inside said rocket was Uncle Cheesesack, aiming directly for the mech. Just as the fireball was done charging, the rocket came in full collision with it, causing an explosion equal to the strength of 20 nukes. Warlord Bacon was instantly killed in the explosion. And so was Cheesesack. Coco knew exactly what had happened in the explosion and prayed for Cheesesack and his noble sacrifice. The remaining pigs retreated and were never seen again. The aliens took notice of this and granted Coco eternal life. She decided to make something to honor cookies of all kind in the form of a delicious treat named after them. As for the pigs, the crimes committed by them were too great to ignore and so they were punished by making them delicious when cooked. So yeah, cookies n' shit.
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Read this first. Long ago, the aliens of superiority dropped a new species among the animals of Earth. These creatures were called Cookillibiases, or "Cookies". At the time, the land was ruled by an evil tyrant known as Bacon who due to jealousy, called for the extermination of all Cookies in what is now known as the Doughlocaust. One night, 2 parents were celebrating their child's birthday. This daughter was known as Coco, named after her grandfather. She and her father were getting ready to see the cake their mother had made. Then, a bloodcurdling scream came from the other room. The father hid Coco in the closet before taking his blade and dashing to the other room. What he saw was Bacon, standing in the room with a sick grin. The father charged him with extreme fury, and got the upper hand with his strength and battle experience. But then he froze after what he saw. A mother, lying on the floor, with a machete jutting out of her back. Bacon took advantage of this and jabbed a knife in the fathers throat. He fell to the ground, dead. Then Bacon kicked dirt on the dead body and left as quickly as he came. Then little Coco fumbled around until she found her parents. Thinking they were asleep, she sat and waited for one day and one night, until my ancestor, The Great Uncle Cheesesack arrived.
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This totally DOES sound like a question somebody high would ask.

Not that that's a bad thing.. :)
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LOL I should have used 10 guy!
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Hahaha good question
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