Bad Joke Eel

No.

If an eel bites your thigh
and you think you might die
That's a moray

When you reach in the sand,and you lose half your hand,THAT'S A Moray!

When you're swimming nude, drunk, and an eels bites your junk, that's a Moray.

When you dive in a reef
And you feel some sharp teeth
That's a moray

When you're in the water
And your blood starts to splatter
That's a moray :)

Blood will flow, when he eats your toes, when he eats your toes, you'll be sore! Eh?
Then you'll flop on the beach, hopefully out of reach of the moray!...

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I love you're Moray meme. Thanks for the chuckle. :)

When you're bit on the ass by an eel in ocean grass Thats a Moray !

When an eel gives chase and chomps your whole face that's a Moray.

When you feel some sharp teeth while exploring a reef, Thats a Moray !

When you float out to sea in pieces of three that's a Moray.

When your arm starts to bleed when you grab the seaweed thats a Moray ! lol

If you lose your head and the sea turns blood red thats a Moray!

When your wife starts to squeal being chased by an eel.that a Moray!

When you wish you were dead cause a song's stuck in your head that's a Moray

LOL....

all together now ... THAT'S A MORAY!!!!!!

..When you write a new verse, but it's much too long, and it doesn't rhyme, that's a moray

When you're hit by a jug, in a South Auckland pub, that's Maori....

When a girl works the streets, and does every guy she meets, she's a horry.

Haha.

Well am Scottish and that's a firth for me !

I love Dean Marlin!

And Clammy Davis Jr.

I Love Rat Pack threads

That's Frank Finatra, right?

Frank Sinatra (Ol Blue Eyes) was considered 'The Chairman of the Board'.
Joey Bishop had a talk show for a while and Regis Philbin was his sidekick.
Peter Lawford was related to the Kennedy family through marriage.

Yes. They called him 'Ol Blue Eyes'

I get why they called him that, he was the first to get a blue eyed white dragon right?

When your eyes aren't so blue
But they look just like poo
That's a moray

I don't get any of these jokes in the comments ;-;

When You are a fool because you skipped school Thats a Moron!

Props if you get the reference.

what even is a moray .-.

The type of eel in the photo is a Moray Eel.