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Futurama Fry Meme | THE WORST PART ABOUT SPANKING A KID IN WALMART IS I HAVE NO IDEA WHO'S KID THIS IS | image tagged in memes,futurama fry | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Bad Luck Brian Meme | WALKS INTO WALMART GETS RANDOMLY SPANKED | image tagged in memes,bad luck brian | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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12 ups, 2 replies
Sounds like good luck Brian to me
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8 ups
(insert appropriate funny reaction face here)
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5 ups
Boo yeah
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Bad Luck Brian Meme | GUY WHO SPANKS HIM BREAKS HIS HAND WHILE SPANKING HIM IS SENT TO PRISON FOR BODILY INJURY | image tagged in memes,bad luck brian | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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That Would Be Great Meme | MY WIFE WAS BENDING OVER AND LOOKING INTO THE FREEZER.SHE LOOKED SO SEXY THAT I HIKED UP HER SKIRT AND TOOK HER FROM BEHIND, AND NOW WE ARE  | image tagged in memes,that would be great | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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WHAT'S USUALLY BEHIND ME IN THE CHECK OUT LINE | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
And the "adult" with them does nothing--well, they're usually on their phone, but other than that.....
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3 ups, 3 replies
I am passing this meme of mine around to see if anyone can tell me why the mods didn't feature it

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5 ups
Original template's the only thing I can think of if it is one.
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Not sure if you're being serious or not, but I like it!! I wish I knew the rules for this site. I read the terms, but there's a lot more! Anyway, I like your stuff!!
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1 up, 1 reply
I must admit I can't figure out why it wouldn't get featured. Maybe one of the mods had a hangover or broke up with his girlfriend that day.
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1 up, 1 reply
It finally did get featured, albeit a few minutes after Dash Hopes saw it. He musta worked his charm and somehow invoked a spell of some sort to get the mods to feature it. I can't think of any other way, other than coincidence :-)
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I gotta get friendly with DashHopes. :)
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11 ups, 1 reply
:)
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1 up, 2 replies
Those leggings are disgusting, young lady. Take 'em off! No, not in the other room. Right here *wink
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1 up
That's what I'm talking about :D
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6 ups
Lol
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8 ups, 5 replies
I guy went into my Walmart down the street from where I live, grabbed a baseball bat and killed 3 people. This is the reason I don't go to Walmart (and the fact they are an evil corporation, they should replace their mascot of the smiley face with the devil)
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10 ups, 2 replies
Just sayin'...
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3 ups, 1 reply
I know I not going to support Trump, but I'm having mixed feelings in supporting Hillary. :/
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4 ups, 1 reply
I admire you're ability to not jump on a liberal bandwagon. I'd imagine you have friends that would shun you if you admitted that you're having reservations about Hillary. Remember, if they silence you, they've already won.
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4 ups, 1 reply
I mean my friends know me to well enough already and I don't think they would do that to me.
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4 ups, 1 reply
Then you have some good friends... or I have bad ones
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5 ups, 1 reply
Each to his own, lol. You just ticked all the reasons I go to Walmart.
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6 ups
I'm still shocked no one tried to stop him after he kill the first person... :/
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3 ups, 1 reply
That's not really Walmart's fault though. But I do agree that Walmart has questionable business ethics.
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3 ups
All that outsourcing of material from china really bugs me... :/
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2 ups, 1 reply
I call them Nazi Mart.
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2 ups, 1 reply
Was that in Long Beach? It sounds familiar.
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2 ups
Yeah, it's right next to the Long Beach Airport, I actually live fairly close to it.
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3 ups
Haha.
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5 ups, 1 reply
I literally had a strange man spank me in Wal-Mart...walked by, and whack! If that ever happens again, I will make a scene.
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2 ups, 1 reply
So you liked it that one time lololol
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3 ups, 1 reply
No, silly, I was just stunned, and by the time I looked up, he was power walking several yards away from me already. What should I do next time? Try to spank them back? :p
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3 ups, 1 reply
Yes
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5 ups, 1 reply
I will try it and report back....
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5 ups, 1 reply
If he slapped your butt and then power-walked away, chances are good he was doing it on a dare. You may have been watched by a few of his buddies. In any case, I'm sorry it happened. I know for sure that it wasn't me, EVER! i always smack the ass at least twice. *wink
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My story gets even weirder...I had seen the guy who whacked me standing by the entrance of Wal-Mart beforehand--he was wearing what looked like a black wig, large red-rimmed glasses, and a heavy black winter coat--and he gave me a hard stare. It was in a big city, and I'm guessing he was scouting for girls he wanted to violate. He did have a friend with him, who I kid you not was dressed just like Qui Gon Jinn (long hair and all). It was all very strange. :/
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3 ups, 1 reply
I appreciate the compliment, but I'm not a professional. I think of myself as a Blue Collar Intellectual... I could've (and should've) gone to college, but through a series of bad choices and a lot of bad luck, I never did. I work at a recycling shop. On a positive note, I actually LOVE my job! There's enough variety to keep it interesting, enough physical labor to make it challenging (but not exhausting), medical insurance, 401(k), and a GREAT boss (imgflip.com/i/16gu6l).
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That's awesome. :) It sounds like you have a wisdom that doesn't come from going to college...I truly believe you can be self-taught and just as well off--often even better off. What a blessing to have a great boss--that makes all the difference--and I'm sure he/she feels the same about you...passion means everything! Thanks again for all of your helpful advice. God bless you and yours. :) And have a great rest of your weekend! <3
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3 ups, 1 reply
Stupid reply limit... :/

Embarrassment and not wanting to make a big deal about it, are two of the main reasons sexual assaults don't get reported. Not wanting to have to relive the incident over and over again (police report, witness stand, news interviews, etc.) is also a big reason.

I kinda wish there were school classes that taught girls (and boys, now that I think about it) what to do when someone does something to them. Maybe even every school year, revisit the lesson so that it becomes ingrained that this sort of thing is NOT ACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR. And not just sexual violence, but physical violence as well (have you seen this? imgflip.com/i/173l65).
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You make excellent points, thank you. :) What you say is very true...you must be a professional. The intimidation, inconvenience, etc., of reporting incidents like this is very real. And I agree that these kinds of issues should be addressed more in schools (and at home). I can't help but think that that creep has done stuff like that to a lot of people, and I hate the thought of him getting away with it. Now if I notice a guy getting really close to me while I'm shopping, I make sure to quickly distance myself. By the way, awesome meme! Very profound...just gave it an upvote. :) Thanks again.
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3 ups, 1 reply
On a serious note, what happened to you is a crime known as sexual battery. That he power-walked away may have had less to do with it being a dare than trying to avoid getting caught and arrested.

I'm appalled that this happened to you. The fact that you were unaware of the proper handling of this situation tells me that not enough women and girls are taught what to do when men take advantage of them. Making a scene is the LEAST you should have done. You might have enlisted the help of nearby customers and associates in helping to identify the perpetrator (i.e. following him at a distance to his vehicle and getting the license plate, or possibly even to his address or some other public place, like a bar, where the police can apprehend him [NOBODY should attempt to detain such a person themselves, as injury or death from a reaction involving physical violence, or even the use of a weapon]). The use of a smartphone to record video of the guy would also be helpful to police in identifying him, as he is likely to look around and make his face visible. It could also be further evidence of the vehicle license plate or place that he ends up at.

Please spread the word to all your female relatives and friends so that they don't make the unfortunate mistake of doing nothing. Chances are, bet or not, having gotten away with it once, he is likely to do it again, or even go further, such as fondling a woman's/girl's breast.
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Thanks so much for caring. <3 It actually happened a few years ago in a city I no longer live in, but looking back, I would have done things differently. I would definitely tell an employee now...and taking a video recording is an awesome idea. It was late Christmas Eve night when it happened, and I was helping my dad shop for my mom. (He always waits last minute. :P ) He was in a different part of the store at the time, and when we met up, I did mention what had happened...he said he hadn't noticed anyone that fit the description, and I said I figured the guy had left by then anyway. Plus, it was after eleven at night and I just wanted to go home and wrap the gifts we had bought for my mom...and I was honestly kind of embarrassed by the whole thing and didn't want to make a big deal of it. But you're right, it should be made a big deal of....thanks again. :)
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If I have wisdom, it's because I learned from all my (too many) unwise decisions. And I guess I do like to read a lot.

I made this meme with Microsoft Paint before I discovered Imgflip. I guess you could say, based on this criteria, that I'm an average person.

May your daily bread be filling,
And may the Good Lord be willing
To keep you happiness overflowing
And keep the devil from knowing.
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<3 Thank you so much, and right back at you! Great meme, so true. :) And reading will get you lots of places (been thinking I need to do more of that, too). We need more people like you in this world...I wish I knew you! Thanks again for everything, and blessings to you and yours!
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:D Lol
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