We got this kid at work that calls in at least once a week, then wonders why his paychecks are so small.

We got this kid at work that calls in at least once a week, then wonders why his paychecks are so small. | DOCTOR'S NOTE? YOU MEAN WIMP CERTIFICATE? | image tagged in memes,overly manly man | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
12,060 views, 141 upvotes, Made by Raydog 25 months ago memesoverly manly man
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That Would Be Great Meme | YEAH WE 'USED' TO HAVE A KID LIKE THAT, TOO POOR GUY HAD 6 GRANDMAS DIE IN TWO YEARS. | image tagged in memes,that would be great | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Picard Wtf Meme | ONE OF THEM BROUGHT HIM TO WORK TWO MONTHS AFTER HER FUNERAL | image tagged in memes,picard wtf | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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We had a guy at work who had a grandparent die every couple of months... 3 days off with bereavement pay... After the 6th one everyone was like hold on a second... So the company made a new policy where you had to bring in the obituary LOL
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Bad Luck Brian Meme | CALLS HIM OUT ON IT. GRANDMAS ACTUALLY DIED. | image tagged in memes,bad luck brian | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Apparently, this one guy was making that excuse a lot, but when his boss called him out on it, it was actually true that 6 of his grandmas died. He had a very big family.
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X, X Everywhere Meme | GRANDMAS GRANDMAS EVERYWHERE | image tagged in memes,x,x everywhere,x x everywhere | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Futurama Fry Meme | RAYDOG HAS A JOB? | image tagged in memes,futurama fry | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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I GOT A GREAT JOB AND I GET TO MAKE MY OWN HOURS | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Raydog-ctor Who
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4 ups, 1 reply
Hey, that's only some of us, unless it's not my generation you're speaking of, don't know when the "new generation" is actually new.
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14 ups, 2 replies
You sure we don't work at the same place?
Sounds familiar
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13 ups, 1 reply
My bad Bro... I accidently flagged this comment with my little ass phone screen.
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13 ups, 1 reply
I've done it too lol
Ass :p
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11 ups
LOL
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13 ups, 2 replies
Being late is better than a no show at all
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4 ups
didn't know alchemy was still a thing.
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11 ups
Thanks man...give it time.
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10 ups, 1 reply
Look at you passing the 4 million point mark!!! Congrats amigo!
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9 ups, 3 replies
Thanks Lynch...I'm was gonna do a Raydog revealed meme for my 4 million points celebration like some others have done, but I just don't think it's a good idea for me.
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8 ups, 1 reply
Let me help, then
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8 ups, 1 reply
I Understand that :-) I have my own picture of what you look like in my head and I'm fine with it. LOL I would like to know though are you a Pitbull or a chihuahua? One of those two breeds scares me to death.
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6 ups, 1 reply
Is that you?
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5 ups, 1 reply
No, random picture from the web. Although looking at it after you said that minus the red hair and add a little more "weight" to the upper body and it's pretty close lol
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5 ups, 1 reply
Somebody told me awhile back that you put a picture of yourself on here...
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4 ups, 1 reply
Oh yeah I did I forgot you were gone on a break when I hit the million mark. It's on this meme imgflip.com/i/15av0x
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5 ups, 1 reply
Very nice...You're a cutie...great meme too, upvoted it and every comment on it.
5 ups
THANK YOU!!! I was a bit nervous putting it up but figured I'd live through it ;-)
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6 ups, 1 reply
It would be hilarious if you were a 20-something year old woman.
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6 ups
LMAO
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9 ups, 4 replies
True story
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4 ups
Did you gave him a thumbs up for a clever answer?
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I was In a union 15 yrs ago and when I started the older members would ask each other "How many hours you got?" I didn't understand it at the time but, they were asking how many hours they had before they could go back on Unemployment insurance. Their goal was to work the minimum amount of time so they could get government cheques.
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2 ups
It's a battle between employers that want to pay as little as possible and employees that want to work as little as possible.
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6 ups, 1 reply
Or when you do take a sick day and the slacker doesn't and they call for mandatory Saturday. Slacker on OT, you're on straight. smh lol
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7 ups, 1 reply
I get OT almost every week if I want it...and I usually do...LOL
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6 ups
It is seasonal here. Months on ot, then slow and hope for no layoffs. We liked it too lol
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5 ups, 1 reply
Congratulations man!
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4 ups
Poor applejack, living the toughest life ever!
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4 ups, 1 reply
Where do you work?
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6 ups, 1 reply
I'm a web press operator for a newspaper...I print newspapers.
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4 ups
Next time, recommend him to see Dr. Overly Manly Man.
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3 ups, 2 replies
I work tech support for a Computer component manufacturer and we have one of these guys...
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2 ups
Change a few key words and you just described "Steve"
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2 ups, 1 reply
How bout those pukebags that do that on a regular basis!
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2 ups, 1 reply
We have mandatory direct deposit where I work so he wouldn't even have to come in...
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Lol! It's an option at some places but I still see people do it, and the ones that get paid on thurs, and call off on fri!
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Not gonna happen.
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1 up, 1 reply
At least the guy in your meme called in. At one job I had, I replaced a guy who disappeared, without even calling in, for days at a time. You'd better be lying in the bottom of a ravine or something before you do that.
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If somebody does that, they just don't have a job anymore...that's how I see it.
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