The Eagle is not pleased...

Yes, wasnt he the one who suggested it in the first place?? The wild turkey, that is.

Well, since it flies...

Penguins are kosher, too.

You see if we did, don't you think it would be awkward or against are code to not eat turkey on Thanksgiving?

Haha!

My grandfather thought the turkey would become the every-man bird which showed how much bounty there was in America; in a many ways he was correct. The turkey has replaced goose in Europe, and corn is f**king everywhere; every f**king where.

But...

The eagle vs salmon battle is epic...