May I recommend a salad?

May I recommend a salad? | HOW ABOUT A SALAD | image tagged in funny,memes,gifs,other | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
11,617 views, 178 upvotes, Made by mandmyellow 22 months ago funnymemesgifsother
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17 ups, 1 reply
Why do feminists get to act like the victims when they're the ones claiming they're superior? Like really, if you don't want to be treated like an object, then don't act like one!
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I've seen women who say stuff like "It's time for the women to be in charge" or "Men belong in the kitchen, not women"- It's just reverse sexism, not equality
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You, you know things. I like you.
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Leonardo Dicaprio Cheers Meme | I LIKE ALL OF YOU YOU KNOW WHATS GOING ON IN THE WORLD OF "FEMINISM" | image tagged in memes,leonardo dicaprio cheers | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Batman Slapping Robin Meme | MAKE ME A SANDWICH! OK, YOU'RE A SANDWICH! | image tagged in memes,batman slapping robin | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
-mandmyellow :)
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I FELL IN LOVE WITH A SUBWAY BARISTA ONCE HE IS AFRAID OF ME BECAUSE I WINKED AT HIM | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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That actually sounds pretty good right about now!
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Ah, the modern day feminist. Such hatred.
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This should be page 1 for a week :)
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Thanks! :)
-mandmyellow
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lol
-mandmyellow
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Lol
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All girls have the right to pole dance as much as they like. Just like men have a right not to tip cows. See what I d...

Nevermind.
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Notice the pole she's swinging is bending.
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No, nooooo: pole dancing is a privilege, not a right !!!
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Thanks everyone for contributing to this meme, by posting all of these funny comments and memes! It makes this meme 10000000000000000x better!
-mandmyellow :)
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Excellent comment.
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girls can still stand up and pee, its just messy
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several shots have been fired
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Things To Do Today:

#1. Burn a b**ch - Done
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Destroyed.
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Would you like this supersized?
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It's Apple Pie month and McHeartattack's!
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Apply ice directly to burned area.
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I died of the savagery
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8 ups, 1 reply
I deeply apologize, Mr. Negative.
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7 ups, 1 reply
I thought it was funny...
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5 ups, 1 reply
Thanks, Chov!
-mandmyellow :)
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4 ups
Yeah, no problem, thanks for the laugh!
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Oh really? I think your comment is laughable...
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7 ups, 3 replies
...and please, do something better with your life. Being a jerk on a meme website is not that fun. Look at all the great comments above. If you don't mind, I'm going to respond to the positive comments.
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6 ups, 2 replies
Good for you! Don't let the trolls get you down!
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2 ups, 1 reply
Thanks, OlympianProduct!
I also think some of your memes are hilarious!
-mandmyellow :)
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There's a difference between being genuinely concerned for and disappointed in a community and trolling, mind you. If it's any consolation, some guy gave me a deathwish, as seen above and here: imgflip.com/i/15ctbf?nerp=1467370065#com773627
Funny how your masculinity is so fragile that two little questions get you all bent out of shape.
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You have a funny way of showing you care for the community. Pro-tip: calling people you disagree with neckbeards doesn't get you well-liked. ;)
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I don't believe caring about the community is in my best interest when they think I'd be better off skinned and worn as a coat. I don't know how well-liked I want to be if I have to bullshit my opinions to conform to your glass manliness.
Do you expect me to like everything that comes my way? Of course not. There will be people who agree and disagree with me. It's part of life. On the other hand, no one deserves to tell me I can't think this way, and NOBODY deserves to post things that threaten my safety.
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Nobody's telling you to think a different way and I don't condone death threats. However, I remember that you like to start stuff with other users, like Invicta103, so I'm not buying your story. You want people to stop being mean to you, it's time to man up and stop trying to start stuff. It's a better way of life. :)
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did you just
try to pull one of those on me
No. What. Don't tell me how to live my life. "please, do something better with your life. Being a jerk on a meme website is not that fun. Look at all the great comments above" is the example sentence that comes up when you look up telling someone how to live their life.
Don't tell me to man up. If anything, "manning up" would be weaker, given how easily I can shatter your manliness. It's not that I start things, it's that people are so thin-skinned that they have to threaten me with death to keep their sanity.
It's not a better life. It's an ignorant life. How do you expect me to just like everything that comes my way?
I criticize someone, and somehow it's bad for me to do that, and I deserve to die. How does that make any sense?
I never wanted people to stop being """Mean""", I just wanted people to stop jerking each other off. It's stupid and stale.
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Well I can tell you're not listening to anything I say, so I'm not gonna bother. Just remember that we don't take kindly to people trolling around here.
By the way, pokemon is not manly and you're obviously trolling so I think I'm safe.
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Okay, that's extremely funny, especially after the last comment...
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
-mandmyellow :)
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Okay, for starters, I'm a guy, thank you very much. Second of all, how am I even remotely being more of a jerk than whoever made this meme? If your masculinity is so fragile that some anon not liking your meme causes you to freak out, that speaks volumes about you.
Sorry that not everyone can circle-jerk you.
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coming from the guy who can't simply scroll past something they don't like, and feels the need to insult anyone who found humour in this? seems a bit jerkish to me
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Well, f**k me for having an opinion. By this magical logic of "simply scroll past something you don't like," you should just scroll past my comment, rendering the entire purpose of the comments pointless.
It's a single person who has an opinion, out of over a thousand guys who get pissed if you're not whacking off to their memes.
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A good rule of thumb was the 5 method. If I missed one calculation I repeated identical equations with different vales until I got 5 in a row correct. Given your historic rate of meme template misuse, I'm suggesting you keeping going until 10 correct meme template uses.
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