Hmmmmm..........I'm not to knowledgeable on that side of things. Damn, there's got to be something relatively simple to fix this! Maybe take a kid and throw him into a gorilla enclosure?
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(In case you don't know, that's Gerard Way from My Chemical Romance, the band that made "Bulletproof Heart," in which the chorus says "Gravity don't mean too much to me")