Bad luck Bernie

6 ups

4 ups, 1 reply

IF I AM NOT ELECTED, I WILL START A RESTRAUNT CHAIN CALLED "BERNIE'S FREE SHIT" "IT'S FINGER LICKIN' GOOD!" | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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4 ups

yeehaw, I like me a good restraunt

Wizeasser

10 ups, 2 replies

Upvote for the believable? photoshop

9 ups

Thanks! I had to make that image of Bernie since there is very little clip art of him available on teh interwebz ;)

BobParker

7 ups

i.imgflip.com/10kmnl.jpg (click to show)

9 ups, 1 reply

Wow bro, that is some niceee photoshopping! I'm a photographer, and even I can't use photoshop that well LOL!

8 ups, 1 reply

Thanks, it helps that they are both extremely pale so their skin blends together really easily lol.

6 ups, 1 reply

I'm teaching myself to use GIMP w/ mixed success lol. You do an excellent job photoshopping these pictures, keep it up!

7 ups, 2 replies

I use a free online site, freephototool.com. I just basically make my own clip art. Mostly just pixel erasing on high zoom, but it can be tedious at times.

6 ups, 1 reply

Yeah, I can imagine that must take quite a while lol.

5 ups, 1 reply

Not as much as when I first started doing it, the "undo" option is a lifesaver lol

6 ups, 1 reply

I use the undo button quite a bit myself, for just about everything lol. It's cery helpful since I have a habit of misclicking

6 ups, 1 reply

Yeah I would hate to start completely over because of just one miss click.

Invicta103

6 ups, 2 replies

2 ups, 1 reply

Invicta103

2 ups

HA HA HA!!!! Made LAUGH out loud brother!

2 ups, 1 reply

Uh oh I've been making clip art, just wait for my submissions tomorrow ;) imgflip.com/i/110s8k

Invicta103

2 ups

LIKE!!!!!!!!!! ha ha!!

jtt8355

4 ups, 1 reply

i do that with ms paint. it's a pain in the ass! is your site easier?

4 ups

It's much easier than the version I have on this laptop....

jtt8355

7 ups, 1 reply

4 ups

Hehehe!

heytheregirl

5 ups

DrSarcasm

5 ups

6 ups, 2 replies

Reasons our country is f**ked up:

Corrupted economy
Idiots
Idiots that cause the corrupted economy
"NOTHING IN THIS WORLD IS FREE!!! ENJOY YOUR TAXES F**KERS!!!"
Idiots that think democratic socialism = communism
Idiots that think overly rich people do deserve all the money that they'll never use
Superdelegates

Xspead

4 ups, 1 reply

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5 ups, 1 reply

Always nice to hear about macro economics from an underachieving slacker that lives in Mommy's basement and smokes weed all day.

StronglyOpinionatedPlatypus

6 ups, 3 replies

So you automatically assume that someone that isn't in the top 1% and is complaining about the greed of the top 1% is automatically an underachieving slacker? Look, I haven't gotten that far yet, but I'm young, and knowing that you're on this site, you haven't either. Pot called the kettle black.

5 ups

Just ignore him if he insults you. If you don't provoke someone, they will be just fine to deal with.

2 ups

I just read your flame war between amboy_duke, and all I have to say is this:

6 ups

5 ups, 1 reply

I'd also like to see you back yourself up. Someone as immature and baitish as you should do so, because your personality makes you seem like you're lying.

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4 ups, 1 reply

I'd like to see you do something besides vomit cliches and left wing talking points that you swallowed in your public school indoctrination and while getting your "news" from Comedy Central. Tell me about the business you started, the people you hired/fired to keep that business growing. How you took an idea and created wealth and shared it with your employees so they could support their families and buy food, clothing and shelter. You know, tell me about your purpose in life that extends beyond turning perfectly good food into shit and running off at the mouth with your ignorance.

2 ups, 1 reply

1. I don't watch Comedy Central. 2. A lot of rich people's money is donated, but think of the rest that isn't used. I did acknowledge the fact that some of it is put to use, but it seems you ignored what I said.

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0 ups, 1 reply

It takes a tremendous amount of arrogance and stupidity to tell someone else what to do with their money, especially when you are a no talent piece of dog crap that can't make any money on his own. Tell me about your success in life as I asked you to do in my previous post. And if you don't have that kind of track record, you really need to shut your stupid mouth before someone does it for you.

2 ups, 2 replies

What? The money that they don't use? So you're just gonna let them dive into their own cash while you try to come up with ways to even out our money? The answer is right there. I can't believe you assume that not rich = lazy asshat that doesn't make any money at all. Before you tell me that you need to be rich to understand this, get rich yourself.

smartperson17

0 ups

So......rich people aren't entitled to the money they earned because you think you need it more? Yeah, people like you are what's wrong with this world.

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0 ups, 3 replies

Yes... you piece of greasy monkey shit. It's THEIR MONEY so a total LOSER like you has no right to tell them what to do with it. The can sit on it, not use it, blow it all at roulette, give it all away or put it in a pile and set it on fire. But YOU have NO right to tell them what to do with it BECAUSE IT'S NOT YOURS.

2 ups

If I had a lot of money I wasn't using, I'd give all of that shit away.

2 ups

If we took it from them and put it to good use, this country would have so many problems solved. But no, people who don't use and even DON'T CARE about the money they have are the reason we have so many unfortunates. Greed. And you make too many assumptions about myself. Half of the things you say about me you can't back up, and aren't true. And insults are pointless. Just get your point across. No need to whine any harder than you already do.

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0 ups

You do not just take people's money because a loser like you decided they aren't using it correctly. That is theft. There is no other word for it, I don't give a crap how noble you think your purpose is. Your way of thinking is obscenely ignorant. So here's what you need to do, you need to give me your money ALL OF IT before you do something stupid with it. See how that works?

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kdawg

4 ups, 1 reply

It's OK - he can take comfort in knowing that it doesn't matter who wins the Democratic ticket since a Republican (most likely Trump) will win anyway. So in the end, there's no difference. Both he, and Hillary, won't be President.

2 ups, 1 reply

If Trump is the GOP nominee, Clinton will win in a landslide due to massive crossover votes-- I personally know 3 who have always voted GOP who have said they will vote for Kasich, Rubio, or, if Trump is the nominee, Hillary Clinton.

kdawg

1 up, 1 reply

It's funny you should say that - that's exactly why it will be TRUMP that would win in a landslide. GOP voters are not going to crossover and vote for Hillary. However, as a populist and FORMER DEMOCRAT, many Democrats who despise Hillary would be able to vote for Trump. I wish we could bet on this because I'd love to take your money while you're sitting there dumbfounded wondering how I was right and you were wrong. Trump is going to probably win at least 43 states, and perhaps even 46. He's going to wipe the floor with Hillary so badly that even left-wing news programs will talk about Reagan v Mondale when Reagan won 49 states. It will be so embarrassing that Hillary won't be able to even show her face for awhile.

2 ups, 1 reply

Keep dreaming, lol, you'll get your wakeup call in November. Trump is not on the Reagan path, he is Goldwater or worse, McGovern, lol.

kdawg

1 up

OK. We'll see.

2 ups

2 ups, 2 replies

I really hope he becomes president. I know for sure I'm going to get a lot of hate for saying this...

2 ups, 1 reply

It's funny I made this meme because I thought it was ironic like bad luck Bryan what happened to him. Wasn't making any type of political statement I was simply amused by it lol. Debating politics is not my style, everybody is entitled to their opinion and mine isn't strong enough to try and change anybody else's mind, I'd have to believe it actually mattered for that and I don't lol.

2 ups, 1 reply

(Well I just want the world to not hate us when Trump becomes president...) It's cool, I wasn't trying to debate politics, because I know it usually doesn't end well for people. Also, I love Dachshunds so much, they are my favorite breed of dogs! :D

1 up, 1 reply

Lol, I know you weren't trying to debate, my bad if you thought I meant you ;) I made a meme with this link for Deadpool on youtube https://youtu.be/JO4DZdMwbsQ doesn't look like the mods thought that was cool lol.

1 up, 1 reply

Umm I can see why, the video is a bootleg of the film...

1 up, 1 reply

Is that bad, I didn't upload it just watched it. I'll buy it when it comes out on DVD to make up for it lol.

1 up, 1 reply

Well since I just saw some of the movie with my own eyes as well, I technically broke a law... :o

1 up, 1 reply

It said Super Clown when I clicked on it, I'm pretty sure the law is for people that upload it and there are so many movies on youtube how am I know which ones have copyright permission and which don't. "Yes that's playing stupid" but it has 40,000 views already so I don't think the odds of them tracking down every ip address that watched it are very high. I know a site that exist's only to show bootleg copies of new releases and somehow they stay up and running. Not gonna encourage you to break the law though if you have that strong of morals then kudos to you ;)

1 up, 1 reply

I'm sorry but you gave me a meme idea!

1 up

That's funny no need to apologize lmao! It's been up for at least 3 years that I know of. You have to know how to navigate all the popups lol, it's not the only one either and it has advertisers like a legit site. Now I feel guilty if I watch something on there but not on youtube I figure it's the site's job to make sure everything is on the up and up not mine. I never download anything though only stream not that it makes that big of a difference.

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2 ups, 1 reply

I'm one of them :)

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luftweg

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2 ups, 1 reply

I think i predicted the future with this meme, my powers must be strong lmao!

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2 ups, 1 reply

Yup =P Nothing we can really do about Hillary...

2 ups

Such a mess....

DustinSmithFocusBoxHero

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2 ups, 1 reply

2 ups, 1 reply

That is absolutely false-- Hillary never lead Obama by "a large number of Super-delegates" in 2008 among those who declared before May, and very few switched while the race was extremely close (unlike this one, which is not close).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democratic_Party_presidential_primaries,_2008

2 ups, 2 replies

http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/superdelegates-might-not-save-hillary-clinton/

2 ups

Yes, that exactlky makes my point, lol-- read the graph, and you'll see she never had more than a 100 super-delegate lead, and that was at the start, roughly 150-50. Also notice no large dips in her super-delegate line-- not much flipping-- until the end game in May when Obama pulled ahead overall in an extremely close race.

The 2016 nomination race is not close.

2 ups, 1 reply

to give youself an idea of what it is now, find the mid march point on the x axis, place a b about 1/4 the way between 0 and 100 on the y-axis, then go straight up to about 2/3rds between 400 and 500 on the y-axis and place an H.

1 up, 1 reply

Ultimately the superdelegates are going to look at who would the democrats actually vote for. Hillary is embattled with her e-mail situation, which honestly is only going to get worse. They are holding back for a knockout round. The DNC is having internal issues because they have been trying to coronate Hillary all along. The vice president of the DNC quit because she supports Bernie. The fact that she had to quit says a lot. Ms. Debbie, DNC president is losing a lot of friends, because of her precious Hillary. Most Bernie supporters have stated they will not vote for Hillary. Most Hillary voters have stated they will vote a blue ticket no matter what. So, in the end the superdelegates want to win an election. Hillary has been winning red states who don't go blue in a general election. I think the Hillary campaign will unravel. It has to many issues. From dividing democrats, the DNC, her BFF Debbie, her e-mails. I just think its going to be downhill from here.

1 up, 1 reply

No, actually the super-delegates generally stay with the candidate they announce for, and thus there is no path mathematically for Sanders. They stay with the candidate getting the endorsements (Clinton). They stay with the candidate winning the most state delegates (Clinton). They stay with the candidate who polls say will win most of the remaining states (Clinton).

There is no longer an "email situation" other than the usual radical rightwing repeated-lie propaganda, it is likely to be declared over with no charges within a month.

People blathering about not voting for Clinton this early are the same as the people who said they wouldn't vote for Obama-- no-countniks who are generally not even considered in the election math because they will answer polls in October as "don't know" or "none". The DNC, as most people who look at it with an open mind, know that Bernie cannot win vs. any of the GOP candidates, because his numbers would drop tremendously among moderates as soon as the GOP started their endless "he's a socialist" propaganda. Hillary gets many GOP crossover voters who will absolutely not vote for Trump or Sanders, Sanders would get hardly any crossover GOP voters no matter who the candidate for the GOP is.

It's over, Sanders has no path to the nom, no matter how much the more desperate among his supporters hope bad things happen to Clinton. Every state Sanders doesn't get 67.5% in from now on raises that percentage needed even higher. It's math.