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Another cup of urolojuice?
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Now that's funny....I don't care who you are that's funny
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that's straight textbook! LMAO!!!
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This is headed to the Front Page!!!!
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HA! That's perfect!
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I knew this would got to the front page! Didnt i tell you waltercarr?
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48 hour clean urine exam. Step 1: stop smoking weed. Step 2: Drink 1 gallon of lemonade in 12 hours, take 1 (325mg) aspirin every 2 hours, and eat fat rich foods. Step 3: Drink 1 half gallon of water in 4 hours, 1 aspirin every 2 hours, and eat fat rich foods. Step 4: Sleep for 8 hours. Step 5: Drink 1 gallon of lemonade in 6 hours, 1 aspirin every hour, and eat super fatty foods (straight bacon fat). Step 6: Drink 2 gallons of water in 18 hours, take 1 aspirin and multivitamin every hour, and eat super fatty foods.

Basic your body stores the THC metabolite in your fat, which shows up in your urine as your blood cell die. All I do is clean my bladder with lemonade(high Vit C drink) and water (I cover up the cleaning with the multi-vitamin), thin my blood, and prevent my body from burning the stored fat which has the THC in it.
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That's 4 1/2 gallons of water and lemonade in 48 hours? Wow.
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It is different for every person, but at the end of day 1, before you go to bed you want very light yellow/clear pee. The next day you want clear pee before you start taking the multivitamin and drinking the water. Once the Pee is slight yellow again, take the test; but never in the morning.
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BE AWARE THAT DRINKING TOO MUCH LIQUID TOO FAST CAN KILL YOU. It's called water poisoning or water intoxication. And yes, some people die from it; usually thinking it's for good health reasons. Apparently at some point it looks like they are drunk. Google it if you don't believe me.
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That is why you monitor the color of your urine. Also, that much aspirin is not healthy for you either. If your pee stays clear for longer than 24 hours or the aspirin in your system exceeds 500mg per Kg body weight, you're doing it wrong.

Water intoxication occurs from water flushing your system and taking all the nutrients from you, specifically salt. A proper multivitamin will replace the essential (not the excess) nutrients as fast flushed. The point of the multivitamin is to replace what the water is flushing out, without flushing anymore THC metabolyte. The consumption of fat is because your body will process incoming fat before the THC laced stored fat in your body.
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forgot to mention the fat also increases bile production
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My ex-wife was a bio-medical engineer...
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Ha! I bet that's one of the first things the students talk about when they specialize.
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Drug screens and flushes are a multi-billion dollar industry world wide, but yes it is extremely rare to find a bio-anything major fail a drug screen.
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Urine tests are easy, but you do need 48 hours.
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Just warning people to avoid water intoxication. We don't want anybody real sick or dead because of a bit of weed. :)
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Urine test: toilet or cup
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