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Conspiracy Keanu Meme | I WORK IN A LIBRARY AND A BLACK GUY ASKED ME IF WE HAD ANY COLOURED PRINTERS I SAID "DUDE, IT'S 2016. YOU CAN USE ANY PRINTER YOU WANT." | image tagged in memes,conspiracy keanu | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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14 ups, 2 replies
Oh, that is priceless! LTMCOOMN (laughing til milk comes out of my nose)
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YOU DRINK MILK WHILE BROWSING MEMES? I TOO LIKE TO LIVE DANGEROUSLY | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
;-)
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Confession Bear Meme | Busted. LTWCOOMN | image tagged in memes,confession bear | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
You got me. Substitute wine for milk
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Ancient Aliens Meme | A BIT TOO MUCH | image tagged in memes,ancient aliens | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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SPOCKTOPUS APPROVED | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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the dragonnettes of wof (please use five for best) | SO MANY COLORS | image tagged in the dragonnettes of wof please use five for best | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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A similar situation happened to my buddy I worked with at a copy shop in the 90s. Black lady asked if we had colored paper. His response "our paper is good enough for everybody." I nearly shit myself.

Same guy answered "do you give volume discounts?" With: "no matter how loud you yell, it's the same price"

This one made me actually shit myself.

True story.
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Almost 50 years old....

And he'd still....STILL knock anybody the hell out, with one punch from either hand.
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I am a big fan of the Champ. He has lived a hell of a life.
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Tyson makes me feel bittersweet. His fights were freakish spectacles we may never ever see again... But he could have BEEN the G.O.A.T. if he hadn't kept such shitty "friends" around him.

That, and Don King.
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, That's hilarious brother!
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5 ups
Funny!
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Awesome.
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Don't drink the SIZZURP!
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It was actually acid!
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How do you post the "click to show" comments?
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Just kidding; ask Socrates.
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anona247 made a meme explaining it a while back:
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F**k, I accidentally stole a joke.
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4 ups, 1 reply
One of your funniest Robby!
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Thnx bro!
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1 bagel ransom
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(not the image)
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Color is misspelled
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7 ups, 2 replies
Not for the Brits.
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We Canadians also spell it that way. :o)
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Eh?
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He's right. "Color" is misspelled.

Haha
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I'm Canadian, dickwad. That's how we spell it.
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True I've seen it spelled “color" and “colour"
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