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A girl said hi to me in front of my mom and now she won’t stop talking about it

141,939 views 833 upvotes Made by Inactive_Gnib_Jr 8 months ago in fun
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12 ups, 8mo,
3 replies
My dad still teases me about some kid I liked in KINDERGARTEN.
11 ups, 8mo,
7 replies
Why tf do you wanna have a relationship with someone in Kindergarten?? You don’t even know how to read and you wanna get a girl?!
4 ups, 8mo
This shit is outrageous istg
4 ups, 8mo
I AM a girl. It was a boy named Henry.

Idk I have issues
3 ups, 8mo
bro really assumed a gender lol 😂 atleast she didn't get mad at you for assuming
3 ups, 8mo,
2 replies
bro every girl in kindergarden wanted someone to love (i know from experience). basically, girls are messed up.
3 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
Ikr! There was this girl saying "I wav you!" All. Day. LONG!
1 up, 8mo
saying this from the pov of a girl and again so true
0 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
Yeah 5 year old me was pretty weird.

When I played soccer I didn’t even play I just chased some random boy around the field
1 up, 8mo
lol
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1 up, 8mo,
2 replies
I remember one time I was in a primary school in the higher grades and there was like a 6 year old that literally liked every boy in the school, yes... even the teachers 😭
1 up, 8mo
That's when you know you're gonna have relationship issues when you're older
0 ups, 8mo
dang thats crazy
0 ups, 8mo
Some people wait until highschool (the kind of normal time to), others even wait until being 25; fully matured - but these days, people get into dating and relationships SO early! I mean heck...
I waited until the start of highschool (which was a couple of years ago) and kind of regret that because someone I liked in Year 5, 6 and kind of in Year 4 had left after Year 6 and I'm still single, lol.
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0 ups, 8mo,
3 replies
4 ups, 8mo
3 ups, 8mo
2 ups, 8mo
Wtf
1 up, 8mo
It's only ok to do that if it's to the sibling you don't like
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1 up, 8mo,
2 replies
1 up, 8mo
so skeri
0 ups, 8mo
9 ups, 8mo,
2 replies
1 up, 8mo
What would the others be?
0 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
whats this format name?
0 ups, 6mo
Probably look up American Dad and it should be there somewhere
7 ups, 8mo,
6 replies
lucky for me, all the girls in my class have developed a certain disliking of me
4 ups, 8mo
I bet I get less b**ches than you!
3 ups, 8mo
2 ups, 8mo
W
2 ups, 8mo
same
2 ups, 8mo,
2 replies
I have the exact opposite
3 ups, 8mo
W
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3 ups, 8mo
Lucky
1 up, 8mo,
2 replies
Me 2! :D
2 ups, 8mo
They run from me :D
2 ups, 8mo
(;D

DX)
7 ups, 8mo,
3 replies
My mom gave up on that when I came out as gay
6 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
Does she support you
6 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
Enough
3 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
Elaborate
1 up, 8mo,
1 reply
She supports me but doesn't call me by my preferred name or use the pronouns that I ask her to, and keeps asking if I'm dating friends who either are aroace like me or have a partner
0 ups, 8mo
well unless you legally changed your name she doesn't have to along with the right to free speech and apparently pronouns can be anything so it doesn't really matter
2 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
Do you have a brother to carry out your bloodline?
1 up, 8mo
Yeah
And three sisters
0 ups, 8mo
im witrh her
5 ups, 8mo
5 ups, 8mo,
4 replies
I go to EXTREME lengths to avoid that. I sit alone and when anyone comes close, I glare at them until they go away.
I’m something of an outcast anyway because of my political and religious leanings.
4 ups, 8mo,
2 replies
will you share your religious leanings (idc abt politics lol)
3 ups, 8mo,
2 replies
Catholic Christian.
1 up, 8mo,
1 reply
A Christian avoiding friendships? The one thing that best helps you find a lover? Why avoid it all?
1 up, 8mo,
1 reply
A) I’m 99% sure I’m a clinical sociopath.
B) I don’t like people.
C) The few times I have tried to make friends, I always screw up and make enemies instead.
D) Everyone at my school is woke.
0 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
Sociopaths have no feelings.
Disliking everyone almost as much as they dislike you doesn't make you a Sociopath.
0 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
Not true; as I understand it, sociopaths have all the normal human emotions, they're just very unbalanced in a particular way that makes them sometimes willing to do terrible things. I think you're thinking of psychopaths, but even they have feelings. If you had no feelings at all you wouldn't be motivated to do anything at all; you'd just be in a vegetative state. What psychopaths lack is the ability to care about other people, and possibly a lot of their emotions are extremely weak. Google it for more complete info
0 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
You can't even agree with yourself. Normal, or extremely weak?
Do look things up.
0 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
What? No, read it carefully; I was distinguishing between sociopaths and psychopaths. Sociopaths have all their emotions, they're just imbalanced in some way. Psychopaths have no empathy and (possibly) their other emotions are very weak.
0 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
Goodness, still? J
Just look it up already and top pretending a sociopath is someone having a bad day due to a yeast infection flare up.
0 ups, 8mo
Ok, I seriously have no idea what you're talking about, please stop putting words in my mouth. I said their emotions are imbalanced, not that they're just "having a bad day". Granted, "imbalanced emotions" is a really vague term, so probably not the best way to describe it, but it is nevertheless true that in some circumstances, extreme imbalances in emotion can lead someone to acts of brutality and evil. I was well aware, from the beginning, that sociopaths tend to do really horrible, inexcusable things, things that just "having a bad day" will not lead a normal person to do. What I was saying is that sociopaths are capable of empathy and do feel it at times (unlike psychopaths), but that it's very often weak or forgotten in the midst of extreme emotions and impulses. Maybe that's not the best explanation, but then again, I'm sure it's nearly impossible to understand it completely just by skimming a few articles on Google.
0 ups, 8mo
im a presbyterian christian
2 ups, 8mo
i wont judge
3 ups, 8mo,
2 replies
same
all the usual beautiful girls get menacing stares from me
3 ups, 8mo,
3 replies
Same
but most of the time, the cute girls are gae
2 ups, 8mo
uh huh
2 ups, 8mo
Tell me about it 🙄.
2 ups, 8mo
LOL Ikr?!
2 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
me have 0 rizz
2 ups, 8mo
ok
2 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
same bro
2 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
(except the political and religious stuff and the glaring)
1 up, 8mo,
1 reply
So essentially “If you so much as look at me me, I will rip out your ovaries with my teeth”? Relatable.
0 ups, 8mo
not really, i jsut dont like sitting near girls
1 up, 8mo,
1 reply
i think i may have stumbled upon a near-clone of myself :O
0 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
0 ups, 8mo,
3 replies
i too go to extreme lengths to avoid getting a gf
i also sit alone, though if someone comes near then i usually go away or ignore them
and i also have political views that are hated in modern society (essentially, it's a mix of far-right for some things, centrist/middle for other things, and not caring for more other things)
one difference though is that you're Catholic (you mentioned in a reply to another guy) while i'm an atheist/science-guy though i don't really bother with others or force my views onto them
0 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
But why avoid getting a girlfriend? Is there a reason?
1 up, 8mo,
1 reply
1. i hate humans (like, the whole human species, as a whole)
2. i hate the concept of relationships (or rather, i just dislike how overatted relationships are)
3. if i had a gf she would probably leech off of whatever money i had, and i'm pretty darn broke so that would be a big no
0 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
1. But why hate yourself and others?

3. You are more likely to see a money leecher from someone you don't know very well. But money leeching would be less likely if they were a trusted friend you had for a long time.
0 ups, 8mo
1. because humans are stupid, we ruined ourselves, our planet, our society, etc. (as for myself, i'm just ugly, stupid, and have no talent)
3. i don't have friends and don't want any
0 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
Not so much to avoid getting a girlfriend, I’m willing to wait.
More like “almost every human I have met is foul scum and vermin and I’m not letting down my guard until I find someone who I can trust.” Some days I feel like a wolf in a den of jackals.
0 ups, 8mo
oof
i'm going b****less because Yes
0 ups, 8mo,
1 reply
I’m also following you.
0 ups, 8mo
k... not like that matters one bit
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