*He looks at you, and immediately throws a bag over your head, which blocks out your sight*

You saw nothing! *He shouts, before running away in a random location*

Kyle: *muffled* "I'm alright!"
*He tries to give a thumbs up*

*He looks at you, confused*
Kyle: "Wha?"
*He looks at the paper, before sneezing from the mold, which cartoonishly knocks him into a trash bin*

this is actually a real website, i had to go through the pain of checking
god forgive me

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