"When a conservative says, "I don't want to pay for your contraceptives" leftist cry, "stop trying to ban contraceptives"."
No, they don't say that
"When a conservative says, "The Supreme Court does not have the authority to make law" leftists cry, "You want to ban same sex marriage." "
No, when conservative talk about wanting to overturn Obergefell, liberals say they shouldn't do that
"When a conservative says, "I don't care what you do in the privacy of your home" leftists cry, "stop trying to ban gay sex"."
No, when conservatives talk about wanting to overturn Lawrence v Texas, liberals say they shouldn't do that. Many conservatives don't exactly have a track record of saying they don't care what people do in the privacy of their own home, otherwise it never would have been illegal in the first place.
"Your fears are unfounded"
They are absolutely founded because conservatives are openly talking about wanting to do these things
"No one is banning contraceptives or gay sex"
They're trying to
"Gay marriage, just like abortion, is a state's rights issue"
Then overturn Loving v Virginia as well, which you probably want to
"And if you guys weren't so opposed to freedom"
We aren't
"then you would be for taking marriage completely out of the government and just letting churches perform them because it is a religious ceremony"
Except it's not a religious ceremony
"That way gays can go to churches, who perform gay marriage, to get married"
And if churches won't do it, then they can't get married (which is your goal)
"Instead you would rather the government force the issue"
No, it's already a government issue
"Just like when wedding cake bakers refuse to make a cake for a gay marriage, instead of the gay couple going to another baker, they made the government force the baker to make a cake for them"
And like when those "uppity black people" were refused service, instead of just sucking it up and accepting that they were second-class citizens, they had the nerve to try to do something about it through legislation
"Leftists are toxic narcissists"
No they aren't