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"Fracking-induced water well contamination isn't reversible." *OR* "One and done." *OR* "Ultimate captive customer base."

"Fracking-induced water well contamination isn't reversible." *OR* "One and done." *OR* "Ultimate captive customer base." | TRUMP'S RIGHT --WE NEED TA FRACK AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE TA BE ENERGY INDUHPENDINT!! That's weird -I thought MAGA doesn't want people being dependent on the government; But fracking poisons local water tables... DON'T YOU START THAT S---!! ...forcing people to depend on municiple treatment plants | image tagged in maga npc angee short circuit,fracking,poison,short-sighted idiots,big picture | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by XiaoJia in politics
95 views, 1 upvote

Well howdy, Trump-cult kids, it's Socialism again and today's topic is Mom's spaghetti.

Well howdy, Trump-cult kids, it's Socialism again and today's topic is Mom's spaghetti. | "I have no respect for any man that belittles, lies, cheats, sleeps around and uses women for his own power and ego. You are that man (and have been for years)."; -Penelope Hegseth in a published 2018 email to Pete Hegseth, calling him out on his behavior, demon- strating that the allegations of... for the moment, let's say "sexual misconduct"... currently levied against him most likely rest on solid footing. Sooo yeah, you don't pay someone hush-money because what you did wasn't despicable. But let's set that issue aside for the moment and talk about Pete's stint as Vets For Freedom's treasurer: under; his management of the coffers, VFF racked up $400k+ in debt -which, apparently, Hegseth was concealing from the organization, debt which was only discovered upon audit by a forensic accountant. By the time Hegseth left VFF, he had effectively been demoted to the rank of peon/footsoldier. At this point Petey-boy founded MN PAC -thus beginning the next chapter of his adventures in misuse of funds: of the $15k; MN PAC took in during its operation, less than half was spent on candidates while 1/3 was spent on Christmas parties for family & friends. But wait, there's more!! See, while all that was happening, Ol' Pete was also serving as executive director of Concerned Veterans for America which, subsquently, hired Pete's brother Phil to the tune of $108k/yr sooo yeah, NEPOTISM AHOY!! Anyway, this is where things start getting juicy: according to whistleblowers, Petey-boy was getting stumblebum to black-out drunk at CVA events, skirt-chasing his underlings and seeing to it that (here's the call- back) intraorganizational reports of sexual impropriety/assault went unaddressed. Natch, CVA's board of directors eventually caught the scent of Petey-poo on the breeze and FORCED him to resign -which is for the best because you can't have a liability like someone running the show who gets drunk on the job or turns a blind eye to behavior that damages the cohesiveness of the unit. So now, Trump-cult kids, the question you have to ask yourselves, having blindly defended Hegseth because it's what Dear Leader wants, is "Should someone with his demonstrated failure of character, leadership, morals and potential for kompromat be allowed to run the Pentagon?" | image tagged in pete hegseth,sexual assault,you were so drunk last night,not fit for the office,cover up,embezzlement | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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by XiaoJia in politics
367 views, 2 upvotes

"J.J. Jameson pales in comparison" *OR* "Don't think for a second the Media doesn't have him pegged." PT. 2

"J.J. Jameson pales in comparison" *OR* "Don't think for a second the Media doesn't have him pegged." PT. 2 | If you thought it was over, think again -there's way more ground to cover than can be addressed in a single meme... -the problem runs so much deeper than just Trump's blatantly visible Hitlerian bent, obvious, progressing mental decline, outright crazy s--- that comes out of his mouth and the corporate media's apparent drive to keep milking a cash cow;; yup, you guessed it -I'm going to say the thing that outstrips concerns of sanewashing, the thing the mainstream media hasn't, probably won't because political correctness, and, if you've been following my memes, you already know what it is. Ready? MICROCEPHALY; [this kind of lip pursing is typically only displayed by toddlers undertaking new or challenging motor-skill demands]; Yes, it's an uncomfortable topic; societally, we're not supposed to spotlight disability save as means of promoting acceptance and normal- ization -except look where that's leading us. I mean... I get the motivation behind the custom but where do we draw the line? What's the exception to the rule? [ramp is not steep, sun is shining, conditions visibly dry]; I'd trust this guy to do a lot of things. I'd probably even trust him with the nuclear codes because I've never met anyone with Down Syndrome who's a raging egomaniac... ...or demonstrably racist ...or xenophobic ...or desperately thirsty for attention ...or convinced of their own infallibility ...or outright malicious... ...and there's the catch; Trump has shown us he's all those things. But it gets worse because, unlike someone with Down Syndrome who knows they're not running in the same league as the bulk of Humanity and at least has the common sense to get a second opinion, he knows he's a microcephaloid and he's; terrified of that deep, dark secret being spoken aloud, becoming public knowledge. How did I arrive at that conclusion? Simple: photographic evidence and his stated unwillingness to allow someone else to style his hair. Sure, he 'splains it away as a case of "only I can fix it" but there's no way he has the co-ordination levels *vis-a-vis gently sloped ramp* required to outdo a professional hairstylist at the thing that brings in their bread and butter. No... having a pro get in there would mean someone outside of his close family (of course they know) learning his biggest secret. TO BE CONT. | image tagged in zip the smoking chimp,big brain vs peabrain,trump on a ramp,down syndrome,gossip men | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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by XiaoJia in politics
126 views, 2 upvotes

It's an allegation, sure -but rumor and allegation is where the Trump-cult set the evidentiary standards bar sooo...

It's an allegation, sure -but rumor and allegation is where the Trump-cult set the evidentiary standards bar sooo... | “He used to tell me when I was press secretary, ‘Go out there and say this.’ And if it was false, he would say, ‘It doesn’t matter, Stephanie. Just say it over and over and over again, people will believe it.’ He knows his base believes in him. He knows he can basically say anything and his base will believe what he’s saying.”; -former White House Press Secretary, Trump Administration insider Stephanie Grisham pulling back the curtain on Trump's modus operandii, confirming what anyone not suffering from cult of personality-induced blindness deduced way back in 2016. | image tagged in trump,cult,proof,level,goebbels | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by XiaoJia in politics
117 views, 1 upvote

"Today's children don't play that." *OR* "Lindell f'd around and found out" *OR* "You are not smarter than a 6th grader."

"Today's children don't play that." *OR* "Lindell f'd around and found out" *OR* "You are not smarter than a 6th grader." | Shaved his moustache to go "undercover" at the DNC... ...tried to argue with a 12 year-old and got rolled | image tagged in mike lindell is serious,lol,pwned | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by XiaoJia in politics
115 views, 2 upvotes

Trump unfit, unqualified, dangerous.

by XiaoJia in politics
74 views, 4 upvotes

Shouldn't someone who's ex-military be at least passingly familiar with the JAG Corps?

by XiaoJia in politics
119 views, 3 upvotes

**cough**

by XiaoJia in politics
112 views, 1 upvote

...and now you know the rest of the story.

by XiaoJia in politics
87 views, 2 upvotes

Bruh...

by XiaoJia in politics
83 views, 1 upvote

It was only a matter of time before he slipped up and admitted it in front of a camera.

by XiaoJia in politics
127 views, 1 upvote

I always just assumed a political candidate's campaign staff is their avatar -sadly, seems I've been proven right.

by XiaoJia in politics
101 views, 1 upvote

Heya, Trump-cult kids, I've a question:

by XiaoJia in politics
135 views, 2 upvotes

The existential threat Trump poses to U.S. democracy and the battle 'twixt morals and practicality be like

by XiaoJia in politics
105 views, 2 upvotes
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