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SOOOOOOO... YOU'VE PROBABLY
SEEN IT BY NOW. AND IF YOU
HAVEN'T, SEARCH "TRUMP TRASH
TRUCK" -IT'S HILARIOUS!
NOW... I KNOW HOW Y'ALL LIKE
TO MAKE A BIG DEAL OVER
BIDEN TRIPPING ON A SANDBAG;
NGL, THAT WAS JUST AS FUNNY AS
WATCHING HIM SHEMP HIS WAY
UP A FLIGHT OF STAIRS. BUT -AND I WANT YOU TO GO BACK
AND WATCH THE FOOTAGE IN .25
SPEED SO YOU DON'T MISS ANY
DETAILS- IT'S IMPORTANT TO
REMEMBER THAT HE HAD JUST
SHAKEN HANDS WITH A CADET
AND WAS POSITIONED IN SUCH
A WAY THAT THE SAND BAG
WAS TO HIS SIDE AND LESS THAN
HALF A STEP FROM WHERE HE
WAS STANDING. IN OTHER WORDS, BEING PRETTY
MUCH RIGHT NEXT TO HIS FOOT,
IT WAS FULLY IN A BLIND SPOT.
AGAIN, NGL -BIDEN'S OLD AND
SHOWING IT BUT THAT TRIP UNDER
THOSE CONDITIONS COULD HAPPEN
TO ANYONE AT ANY AGE. NOW CONTRAST THAT WITH YOUR
BOY LOOKING RIGHT AT THE DOOR
HANDLE ON THE TRASH TRUCK,
COMPLETELY WHIFFING THE GRAB
NOT ONCE BUT TWICE BEFORE
ALMOST TAKING A HIP-BREAKER
AND THE FACT HE'S EVEN
YOUNGER THAN BIDEN. AND THEN THERE'S THE UNDERLYING
MOTIVATIONS FOR THE BOTCHED
PHOTO-OP: YOUR BOY'S RESPONSE
TO BIDEN MAKING AN OFFHAND
COMMENT ABOUT Y'ALL BEING
GARBAGE IS TO USE VISUAL IMAGERY
TO EFFECTIVELY SAY "YEAH, I FULLY
AGREE -MY SUPPORTERS ARE GARBAGE
AND I'M THE GUY DRIVING THE TRUCK."
PUT IT ALL TOGETHER AND IT KINDA
BEGS SOME QUESTIONS DON'T IT?
