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Well howdy, Trump-cult kids, it's Socialism again and today's topic is pinnacles of self-defeat.

Well howdy, Trump-cult kids, it's Socialism again and today's topic is pinnacles of self-defeat. | So if you've been keeping
track of the kerfuffle over
Dear Leader's executive
order "PROTECTING THE
MEANING AND VALUE OF
AMERICAN CITIZENSHIP"
concerning the birthright variety,
you're probably at least somewhat aware of it
being blocked by a Reagan-appointed federal
judge over constitutionality issues. But let's set those issues aside for a moment
and look at the unintended consequence of
Donny Derpendous' Order Horrendous
-specifically issues concerning the now-
classified "individuals born in the United States
and not subject to the jurisdiction thereof."; The problem with your Orange Duh-ssiah's
underpinning argument against children born
in-country to illegal immigrants being guaranteed
U.S. citizenship is that by lumping said illegal
immigrants in with foreign diplomats as a means
to deny the aforementioned birthright, just like
foreign diplomats, he's placed them firmly outside
the jurisdiction of federal and state governments. See where that's going? No? Okay, well... breaking
it down to crayons, laws only apply to subjects of
governmental jurisdiction. Ergo, with the stroke of
a pen, your Simpleton Golden-boy essentially just
E.O.-exempted foreign nationals from any and all
federal and state laws, regulations, removed from
them the impediment of illegal immigrant status,
nullified the CBP, obviated your precious border wall. Now, on the upside, just like foreign diplomats,
they can still be taken into custody and ejected
as persona non grata, but no matter what they
do, what crime they commit regardless of how
heinous, they can no longer be charged, held
accountable while that order is in effect. Soooooo... bearing that in mind, still got your
panties in bunch over Dear Leader having his
schlock blocked right out the gate? In other news -and I'm talking to all you newly-
minted, formerly male (as of 1/20/25) MAGA
women- how are you handling Derp Leader
using executive order "DEFENDING WOMEN
FROM GENDER IDEOLOGY EXTREMISM AND
RESTORING BIOLOGICAL TRUTH TO THE
FEDERAL GOVERNMENT" to declare everyone
in the United States female? I suspect that for most
of you, it's an outrage...
of course, there's likely
quite a few of you now
unexpectedly trans-women
who are already jumping on
the opportunity to live your truth
at the Spanx website or do body shots
off some Temu-Momoa bartender at da club.
That's fine... you do you. Ain't gonna judge. | image tagged in trump unfit unqualified dangerous,too stupid to potus,caligula was more sane,things that happen,when you don't know biology | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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by XiaoJia in politics

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"Release the hounds!!!" OR "So 'Black jobs' equates to construction & crop harvesting in your book, then?"

"Release the hounds!!!" *OR* "So 'Black jobs' equates to construction & crop harvesting in your book, then?" | image tagged in lol,imagine if you will,donald trump the clown | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by XiaoJia in politics

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Well howdy, Trump-cult kids, it's Socialism again and today's topic is Dear Leader being abandoned on Maat's altar.

Well howdy, Trump-cult kids, it's Socialism again and today's topic is Dear Leader being abandoned on Maat's altar. | First off, let's consider the upshot of the GOP-majority SCOTUS' Immunity ruling -namely an ex-POTUS' absolute immunity for official acts, zero immunity for unofficial acts undertaken while seated; that's a real kick in the pants innit? Heading straight to Mar-a-Lago, nothing of the happenings there concerning private citizen Donald J. Trump's possession, handling, concealment of classified documents is protected so he's not going to be Hammer-timing his way out of those charges. Next up: Georgia. The nature of the Presidential Oath of Office renders any action undertaken by a POTUS contravening the Constitution an unofficial act so pressuring a state official to "find" 11,780 non-existent votes because it's one more than your opponent got runs afoul of at least one Article & Amendment... Moving a bit to the north: District of Columbia -not only did the SCOTUS leave the decision of what is and isn't an official act to the USDC for DC, it removed the impediment of taking take into account state of mind, so arguments of "I was trying to do the right thing" are now irrelevant. If Mike Pence takes the stand to talk about how and by whom he was pressed to exceed his Constitutional authority, well... that'll be an interesting day. Couple that with the same type of constitutionality (lack thereof) issues the Orange Doofus' is up against in Georgia and he's effed. Of course, it's reasonable to expect his lawyers to appeal every decision of distinction the court makes... but that's just a speed bump. And, depending on how things play out in AZ, he may be eating a few more charges before all is said and done. Sooooo... the long-story-short of it, what the GOP-majority SCOTUS just re-iterated is the same thing everyone who comprehends the content of Article 1.3.7 has been saying right from the start: Presidential Immunity isn't a free pass to commit crimes. That's right --we knew it. Nixon knew it. And now, Trump-cult kids, like it or not, you can't pretend that it is anymore. Well... you could... but you guys would never deny the GOP-majority SCOTUS -whose one job it is to understand these things- knows that of which it speaks just to protect a criminal and your egos, right? | image tagged in scarecrow in field,trump unfit unqualified dangerous,convicted criminal | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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I mean...

I mean... | WELLL... YOU DID HOLD YOURSELF OUT AS THE ADULT IN THE ROOM... WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO MEAN TO ME?! ...OR SPOUT OF BUNCH OF IDIOTIC GARBAGE NO RATIONAL PERSON WOULD EVER LET PASS THEIR LIPS... ...BUT EVERY TIME YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH YOU EITHER ACT LIKE A FULL-ON A-HOLE... ...OR SOME MIX OF THE TWO -WHATEVER, YOU ALMOST INVARIABLY PROVE YOU'RE NOT MENTALLY AN ADULT. WHAT DID YOU THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN? | image tagged in maga npc extended,politics,children,sheeple,idiots | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by XiaoJia in politics

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Sudden Clarity Clarence

Sudden Clarity Clarence | Wait... if apes were the first to walk upright... ...that means butt cheeks predate humanity | image tagged in memes,sudden clarity clarence | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by XiaoJia in fun

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Another interview, another silver platter serving of public criminal confession.

by XiaoJia in politics

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"When a Trump-humper projects so hard you can almost make shadow puppets." OR "Nothing illegal about a narrow gag order."

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by XiaoJia in politics

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Just sayin...

by XiaoJia in politics

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Legislatively useless but need to look like you're not? No problem -just pass a meaningless bill!!

by XiaoJia in politics

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Considering power corrupts, which would you rather have:

by XiaoJia in politics

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Well howdy Trump-cult kids and at-large GOPers, today's topics are faux genius and the will of the people.

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by XiaoJia in politics

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Destroying right wing conspiracy theory lie-aganda one imbecilic talking point at a time.

by XiaoJia in politics

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No good deed goes unpunished.

by XiaoJia in politics

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