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"Is the House of Representatives not already dysfunctional enough?" OR "Kinda wanna watch that trainwreck play out."

"Is the House of Representatives not already dysfunctional enough?" *OR* "Kinda wanna watch that trainwreck play out." | Well, now that McCarthy's out, looks like a few of the choicer of the House GOP's stable of dumbasses are pushing to make Trump Speaker of the House in an obviously empty brown-nosing overture given that Rule 26 of the GOP Conference's internal code bars the currently-indicted from being Speaker... ...that or they actually think a blatantly ADHD, barely-literate, verbal diarrhea-having attention-wh*re like Trump has it in him to read, learn the House rules of debate and decorum and expect him to manage proceedings in an orderly fashion, sit quietly in front of a microphone while OTHER people talk for hours on end. | image tagged in scarecrow in field,donald trump is an idiot,trump unfit unqualified dangerous,moron | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by XiaoJia in politics

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"Release the hounds!!!" OR "So 'Black jobs' equates to construction & crop harvesting in your book, then?"

"Release the hounds!!!" *OR* "So 'Black jobs' equates to construction & crop harvesting in your book, then?" | image tagged in lol,imagine if you will,donald trump the clown | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by XiaoJia in politics

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Well howdy, Trump-cult kids, it's Socialism again and today's topic is Dear Leader being abandoned on Maat's altar.

Well howdy, Trump-cult kids, it's Socialism again and today's topic is Dear Leader being abandoned on Maat's altar. | First off, let's consider the upshot of the GOP-majority SCOTUS' Immunity ruling -namely an ex-POTUS' absolute immunity for official acts, zero immunity for unofficial acts undertaken while seated; that's a real kick in the pants innit? Heading straight to Mar-a-Lago, nothing of the happenings there concerning private citizen Donald J. Trump's possession, handling, concealment of classified documents is protected so he's not going to be Hammer-timing his way out of those charges. Next up: Georgia. The nature of the Presidential Oath of Office renders any action undertaken by a POTUS contravening the Constitution an unofficial act so pressuring a state official to "find" 11,780 non-existent votes because it's one more than your opponent got runs afoul of at least one Article & Amendment... Moving a bit to the north: District of Columbia -not only did the SCOTUS leave the decision of what is and isn't an official act to the USDC for DC, it removed the impediment of taking take into account state of mind, so arguments of "I was trying to do the right thing" are now irrelevant. If Mike Pence takes the stand to talk about how and by whom he was pressed to exceed his Constitutional authority, well... that'll be an interesting day. Couple that with the same type of constitutionality (lack thereof) issues the Orange Doofus' is up against in Georgia and he's effed. Of course, it's reasonable to expect his lawyers to appeal every decision of distinction the court makes... but that's just a speed bump. And, depending on how things play out in AZ, he may be eating a few more charges before all is said and done. Sooooo... the long-story-short of it, what the GOP-majority SCOTUS just re-iterated is the same thing everyone who comprehends the content of Article 1.3.7 has been saying right from the start: Presidential Immunity isn't a free pass to commit crimes. That's right --we knew it. Nixon knew it. And now, Trump-cult kids, like it or not, you can't pretend that it is anymore. Well... you could... but you guys would never deny the GOP-majority SCOTUS -whose one job it is to understand these things- knows that of which it speaks just to protect a criminal and your egos, right? | image tagged in scarecrow in field,trump unfit unqualified dangerous,convicted criminal | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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by XiaoJia in politics

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The prosecution must prove its case in court, right? If Trump's innocent, what are you so worried about?

The prosecution must prove its case in court, right? If Trump's innocent, what are you so worried about? | THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A "WEAPONIZED JUSTICE DEPARTMENT"; THERE ARE ONLY THOSE IUSTITIA'S BLADE MAY CUT | image tagged in lady justice,trump unfit unqualified dangerous,criminal | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by XiaoJia in politics

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Trump unfit, unqualified, dangerous.

Trump unfit, unqualified, dangerous. | SEEING THE ORANGE IMBECILE'S BEEN PUT ON THE ROCKET DOCKET FOR 8/14; THINKING ABOUT HOW THERE'S NO CHANCE HIS LAWYERS DON'T DRAG OUT THE PROCESS WITH BAD-FAITH APPEALS | image tagged in disappointed black guy,trump unfit unqualified dangerous,criminal | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by XiaoJia in politics

131 views, 1 upvote

"Could go either way." OR "Reaching much?" OR "Well duh, Marjorie; reporters can't hide behind the Speech & Debate Clause."

by XiaoJia in politics

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So a paycheck is motivation to lie when it's a measly $75-110k but not when there's billions of dollars on the line?

by XiaoJia in politics

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by XiaoJia in politics

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Considering power corrupts, which would you rather have:

by XiaoJia in politics

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Legislatively useless but need to look like you're not? No problem -just pass a meaningless bill!!

by XiaoJia in politics

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No good deed goes unpunished.

by XiaoJia in politics

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Well howdy there, Imgflip politic-ers, it's Socialism again and today's topic is the new Israel-Hamas conflict.

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by XiaoJia in politics

307 views, 2 upvotes

The words of someone who no longer needs rely on mathematic modelling to understand how precious, limited Earth's atmosphere is.

by XiaoJia in politics

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Pulling deep, making the call back.

by XiaoJia in fun

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