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So if you've been keeping
track of the kerfuffle over
Dear Leader's executive
order "PROTECTING THE
MEANING AND VALUE OF
AMERICAN CITIZENSHIP"
concerning the birthright variety,
you're probably at least somewhat aware of it
being blocked by a Reagan-appointed federal
judge over constitutionality issues. But let's set those issues aside for a moment
and look at the unintended consequence of
Donny Derpendous' Order Horrendous
-specifically issues concerning the now-
classified "individuals born in the United States
and not subject to the jurisdiction thereof."; The problem with your Orange Duh-ssiah's
underpinning argument against children born
in-country to illegal immigrants being guaranteed
U.S. citizenship is that by lumping said illegal
immigrants in with foreign diplomats as a means
to deny the aforementioned birthright, just like
foreign diplomats, he's placed them firmly outside
the jurisdiction of federal and state governments. See where that's going? No? Okay, well... breaking
it down to crayons, laws only apply to subjects of
governmental jurisdiction. Ergo, with the stroke of
a pen, your Simpleton Golden-boy essentially just
E.O.-exempted foreign nationals from any and all
federal and state laws, regulations, removed from
them the impediment of illegal immigrant status,
nullified the CBP, obviated your precious border wall. Now, on the upside, just like foreign diplomats,
they can still be taken into custody and ejected
as persona non grata, but no matter what they
do, what crime they commit regardless of how
heinous, they can no longer be charged, held
accountable while that order is in effect. Soooooo... bearing that in mind, still got your
panties in bunch over Dear Leader having his
schlock blocked right out the gate? In other news -and I'm talking to all you newly-
minted, formerly male (as of 1/20/25) MAGA
women- how are you handling Derp Leader
using executive order "DEFENDING WOMEN
FROM GENDER IDEOLOGY EXTREMISM AND
RESTORING BIOLOGICAL TRUTH TO THE
FEDERAL GOVERNMENT" to declare everyone
in the United States female? I suspect that for most
of you, it's an outrage...
of course, there's likely
quite a few of you now
unexpectedly trans-women
who are already jumping on
the opportunity to live your truth
at the Spanx website or do body shots
off some Temu-Momoa bartender at da club.
That's fine... you do you. Ain't gonna judge.
