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Editor's note: by this point in Carlson's "introduction" all the hypothetical children are in their rooms...

Editor's note: by this point in Carlson's "introduction" all the hypothetical children are in their rooms... | "...and when dad gets home, you know what he says? "You've been a bad girl. You've been a bad little girl and you're getting vigorous spanking right now. And no, it's not going to hurt me more than it hurts you -no, it's not. I'm not going to lie; it's going to hurt you a lot more than it hurts me. And you earned this. You're getting a vigorous spanking because you've been a bad girl." | image tagged in tucker carlson,cringe,ewww,pervert,infantilizing the audience,and they loved it | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by XiaoJia in politics

139 views, 2 upvotes

If you give up the right to remain silent, prosecutors will most definitely use your repeated public confessions against you.

If you give up the right to remain silent, prosecutors will most definitely use your repeated public confessions against you. | "The Very Strict Rules and Regulations of the Department of Injustice STATE CLEARLY that you can’t prosecute a Political Opponent, or anyone, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS/HER CAMPAIGN. Why didn’t they bring these FAKE Charges THREE YEARS AGO? That would have solved all of their problems."; Okay well... first off, DOJ rules and regulations say nothing of the sort so that's a flat out, hilariously desperate lie. Second, if the charges are "fake" then it doesn't matter when they're brought, the DOJ is obligated to prove its case and it couldn't -i.e. no problems solved regardless of timing. Ergo, if, by Trump's own assertion, levying of charges three years ago would have "solved all of their problems," and such "solution" is reasonably assumed to be his conviction by a jury of his peers; resulting in imprisonment, disqualification under the 14th Amendment, it follows that the charges aren't "fake" and Trump is displaying mens rea. | image tagged in trump scared,well yes but actually no,lol,logic,stupid criminals,trump is a moron | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by XiaoJia in politics

175 views, 3 upvotes

I'd praise Ken Buck but he's obviously only speaking up because the cat's out of the bag.

I'd praise Ken Buck but he's obviously only speaking up because the cat's out of the bag. | “We were warned at the time that we received the document outlining this witness’s testimony, we were warned that the credibility of this statement was not known. And yet, people, my colleagues went out and talked to the public about how this was credible and how it was damning and how it proved President Biden’s — at the time Vice President Biden’s — complicity in receiving bribes.”; -Rep. Ken Buck (R-CO) gutting Jim Jordan's, James Comer's protestations of good faith operation, innocence of wrongdoing as they pushed a narrative of filial corruption among the Bidens. And all the while, an actual trio of corrupt scumbags was hiding on their side of the fence. | image tagged in blank,donald trump mugshot,eric and donald trump jr,adjudicated,scumbags | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by XiaoJia in politics

120 views, 2 upvotes

Denials of Donald J. Trump's microcephalism aren't fooling anyone.

Denials of Donald J. Trump's microcephalism aren't fooling anyone. | DERP! | image tagged in all the duuur | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by XiaoJia in politics

122 views, 3 upvotes

"I almost pity his PR handlers..." OR "Behind the cameras." OR "Yeah, might as well jump on that dogpile."

"I almost pity his PR handlers..." *OR* "Behind the cameras." *OR* "Yeah, might as well jump on that dogpile." | "I was so amazed that Harvey Weinstein got schlonged...."; OH CRAP... MHMM... WE GOT MAYBE 30 SECONDS TOPS BEFORE HE STARTS TALKING ABOUT PALMER'S JUNK AGAIN; ABORT!!! ABORT!!! "Can I get, Dan, off the rec-... -I gotta get going, they're going crazy." | image tagged in recording studio console,junk,harvey weinstein | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by XiaoJia in politics

128 views, 1 upvote

"Hypocrisy is the audacity to preach integrity from a den of corruption" -Wes Fesler

by XiaoJia in politics

315 views, 4 upvotes

In other other news...

by XiaoJia in politics

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He's going to get eaten alive in prison...

by XiaoJia in politics

208 views, 3 upvotes

Ironic, n'est-ce pas?

by XiaoJia in politics

137 views, 2 upvotes

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by XiaoJia in politics

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Well howdy there, Trump-cult kids, it's Socialism again and today's subject is Legal Minefields.

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by XiaoJia in politics

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Another sparkling example of Dear Leader's "best and brightest."

by XiaoJia in politics

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"Inextricably intertwined" OR "So much for Vivek Ramaswamy's credibility"

by XiaoJia in politics

227 views, 2 upvotes