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by SimoTheFinlandized in Simo-The-Finlandized
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THE AMISH "ORDNUNG" - A Semi-Exhaustive List Of Rules And Regulations The Amish Follow In Daily Life:

THE AMISH "ORDNUNG" - A Semi-Exhaustive List Of Rules And Regulations The Amish Follow In Daily Life: | ========================================= THE AMISH "ORDNUNG" - A Semi-Exhaustive List Of Rules And Regulations The Amish Follow In Daily Life: By SimoTheFinlandized / Paul Palazzolo - 2022 CE ========================================= - Motorized vehicles are not to be owned or driven. The Amish may request a neighbor to drive them, or may hire a driver and rent a car. ========================================= - The Amish may not travel on an airplane. ========================================= - Clothing codes are to be followed: --- Males are to wear hats when outside. Black is for the winter, straw color is for the warmer months. --- Suspenders, not belts, keep up the trousers. --- Once boys marry, they are expected to grow a beard but shave their upper lip. --- Unmarried boys must be clean-shaven. --- Mustaches are frowned upon, because in German culture they have historically been associated with military officers. --- Clothing must be home sewn. --- Women are never to shave any part of their body nor to cut their hair. --- Females must keep their head covered, usually with a prayer bonnet. The color denotes marital status (different colors may be used by different settlements). ========================================= - Social Security or any other commercial insurance is forbidden. ========================================= - Children are to attend school through the eighth grade. After that, they are expected to work on the farm or in the home. A parent may find them a job to bring in additional income for the family. ========================================= - Full-length mirrors are forbidden, because they are thought to promote vanity and self-admiration. ========================================= - Jewelry is not to be worn, not even wedding rings. Other symbols (beards for men, and black bonnets for women) are used, in lieu of rings, to represent marital status. ========================================= - An Amish person who has taken the church vow, and who has been found guilty by the bishop of breaking one of the Ordnung rules, can be punished by the Meidung (excommunication or shunning). ========================================= - Mobile vehicles, such as buggies or farm implements, -must not have rubber tires. ========================================= - (Among the Old Order) Church members must not be photographed. ========================================= - (Among the Old Order) Telephones are forbidden. - ========================================= - The use of batteries is allowed (in some districts) for emergency flashlights and similar devices, but discouraged in the home. ========================================= - Word processors (powered by generator or DC) are allowed for school and church administrative use. Only non-electric typewriters are used in the home. ========================================= - Electricity is not allowed in the home. Electrical energy is allowed in community dairy barns, but only generator power (not grid power). ========================================= - Those who are able to work must do so from Monday through Saturday. On Sunday, however, no laborious work is to be done. ========================================= - Amish young women and young men are expected to marry other Amish. ========================================= - Electricity from utility companies is considered worldly. Bottled gas may be used to heat water, fuel ranges, and run refrigerators. Gas-pressured or kerosene lanterns provide lighting. Batteries power the red lights on buggies. Gasoline generators may provide energy for washing machines, water pumps, and agricultural equipment. ========================================= - Telephones may be placed in booths, an unlocked barn, or an Amish school. Cellular phones and voice mail, may only be used by a business to compete, but this is permitted on a case by case basis. ========================================= - The Amish travel in horse-drawn buggies, and use horses to pull farm machinery. The horse allows them to take life at a slower pace, and it puts limits on their lives, slowing their work, and requiring additional labor. If business or personal needs necessitate a longer drive, the Amish may hire a taxi. ========================================= - The Amish complete their eighth grade education in a one-room private school, taught by an Amish teacher who also attended school through the eighth grade. The skills of spelling, English, Pennsylvania German, mathematics, geography, and health are taught. Some basic science may be taught about animals, stars, and planets. Religion is not taught as a subject, but is an important part of the school program, especially as it relates to behavior. =============================================== Examples Of Practices Prescribed By The Ordnung: - color and style of clothing - hat styles for men - order of worship service - kneeling for prayer in worship - marriage within the church - use of horses for fieldwork - use of Pennsylvania German - steel wheels on machinery =============================================== Examples Of Practices Prohibited By The Ordnung: - air transportation - central heating in houses - divorce - electricity from public power lines - entering military service - filing a lawsuit - jewelry, including wedding rings and wrist watches - joining worldly (public) organizations - owning computers, televisions, radios - owning and operating an automobile - pipeline milking equipment - using tractors for fieldwork - wall-to-wall carpeting ============================================== | image tagged in simothefinlandized,amish,culture,lifestyle,list,infographic | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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by SimoTheFinlandized in Simo-The-Finlandized
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HOW TO BECOME A WEB-DEVELOPER: By SimoTheFinlandized / Paul Palazzolo (As Of 2022 CE)

HOW TO BECOME A WEB-DEVELOPER: By SimoTheFinlandized / Paul Palazzolo (As Of 2022 CE) | ================================= HOW TO BECOME A WEB-DEVELOPER: By SimoTheFinlandized / Paul Palazzolo (As Of 2022 CE) ================================= While the journey to become a web developer is flexible, many web developers complete these steps to pursue this career: ================================== 1. ESTABLISH BASIC WEB-DEVELOPMENT SKILLS: Before pursuing any training, consider learning basic coding and design skills. This can help you determine if this career path is one that you'd enjoy. Try looking online for free instructional resources to get started. You can then seek out more advanced training if you enjoy doing this work. =================================== 2. CONSIDER A TRAINING-FOCUSED PROGRAM: If you have limited time or need new skills to improve your portfolio, online programs provide specific coursework that makes part-time learning possible. You can apply to a professional boot camp or certification program to master skills in your chosen area. This type of training can help you specialize in a specific niche, which may help when deciding which jobs you want to apply to in the future. ==================================== 3. PURSUE FORMAL EDUCATION: Consider earning an AAS or BS in computer science, web development and design or another relevant discipline. You can also earn an associate or bachelor's degree after completing a self-paced study or boot camp. The practical experience with programming languages that you gain through a degree can be helpful when seeking full-time work in this field. ==================================== 4. CREATE A PORTFOLIO OF WORK: As you complete your training and education, it's a good idea to collect samples of your best work for a portfolio. This allows you to quickly demonstrate your skills and knowledge to hiring managers when you're ready to apply for full-time work. You can also include personal, internship and freelance projects in your portfolio. All of this helps a hiring manager assess your previous experience and your ability to contribute to their organization as a web developer. ===================================== 5. STUDY SEO BEST PRACTICES: A growing requirement for web developers is an understanding of search engine optimization. When designing a website, SEO can help drive traffic to the site and connect users with the relevant resources they're looking for. When applying for positions as a web developer, your prospective employers may look for previous SEO- related experience or skills on your resume. You can pursue certifications to boost your resume or study SEO on your own time. ===================================== | image tagged in simothefinlandized,computers/electronics,web developer,jobs,tutorial,essay | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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by SimoTheFinlandized in Simo-The-Finlandized
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REUBEN THE ROBIN - UPDATED OC REFERENCE-SHEET (Owned By SimoTheFinlandized / Paul Palazzolo - 2022 CE)

REUBEN THE ROBIN - UPDATED OC REFERENCE-SHEET (Owned By SimoTheFinlandized / Paul Palazzolo - 2022 CE) | REUBEN THE ROBIN - UPDATED OC REFERENCE-SHEET (Owned By SimoTheFinlandized / Paul Palazzolo - 2022 CE); Meet Reuben The Robin, my second avian OC - he is a little enigmatic and highly-intelligent (and quite mischievous) bird-like alien with the resemblence of an average robin. Hope you like him! | image tagged in simothefinlandized,furry,art,oc,reference sheet,reuben the robin | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by SimoTheFinlandized in Furries-stream
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I Swear, If He Comes Back, I'll Get The Council To Consider Making Him A Moderator - We Miss You, Kendle!

I Swear, If He Comes Back, I'll Get The Council To Consider Making Him A Moderator - We Miss You, Kendle! | To Be As Very Frank And Honest As Possible Regarding This Matter, I Often Wonder A Big Lot Where Kendle_The_Toaster_King Is... I've Been Meaning Very Much To Contact The High-King-Of-Toasters Himself For A Long While Now (What, He Seems Like A Really Good Guy To Be Around), But Whenever I Try To Go Ahead And Contact The Guy, He Completely Disappears From IMGFLIP Without Any Trace - I'm Getting Extremely Worried, And As My Very Good Friend And Comrade-At-Furriness RetroFloofKing Also Really Misses Him A Very Great Lot, It's Also Beginning To Sting Me A Little Bit In Turn As Well - Anybody Happen To Have Any Leads On Where He Possibly Might Be? | image tagged in simo-the-finlandized,where is kendle,i'm getting very worried,we miss you very much | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by SimoTheFinlandized in Furries-stream
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What Color Do I Give Off? Please Be Honest - Multiple Colors Allowed!

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Good Morning :3

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What Do You Think Of My Fursuit As Well?

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Hi, I'm SimoTheFinlandized (See My Brief Bio & Info In Comments) - Please Follow Me On IMGFLIP!

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Tell me if you liked that song from SABATON by any chance, okay?

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Bringeth It On (I honestly want to see your questions about me)! - SimoTheFinlandized ©2021 CE

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Mr. Vexus, it's me SimoTheFinlandized - would you like to talk?

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SimoTheFinlandized Face Reveal - © 2021 CE (How Do I Look?)

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