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Santa Claus steals the idea for Christmas at an investors' meeting.

Santa Claus steals the idea for Christmas at an investors' meeting. | . . . AND ONCE A YEAR I'LL FLY ALL AROUND THE WORLD BRINGING PRESENTS TO GOOD GIRLS AND BOYS. I JUST NEED SOME CAPITAL TO GET STARTED. HMM . . . | image tagged in story time jesus,memes,christmas | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

1,820 views, 15 upvotes, 8 comments

The scentless candles of pointlessness

The scentless candles of pointlessness | THOSE WHO CLAIM TO BE SERVANTS OF THE ONE TRUE GOD; BUT DO NOT BEAR HOLY FRUIT, ARE AS THOSE WHO MAKE SCENTLESS CANDLES | image tagged in story time jesus,candles,jesus christ,jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

2,414 views, 4 upvotes

What really happened?

What really happened? | ...SO I TURNED TO HIM AND SAID "EAT ME"; I DON'T KNOW HOW MATT CAME UP WITH THE REST | image tagged in story time jesus,bible,matthew 26-26,ghostbusters,satire | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by CravenMoordik

1,745 views, 15 upvotes, 9 comments

Story Time Jesus

Story Time Jesus | JOHN 1:3; THROUGH HIM ALL THINGS WERE MADE; WITHOUT HIM NOTHING WAS MADE THAT HAS BEEN MADE. | image tagged in story time jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

1,530 views, 7 upvotes, 1 comment

Who Really Discovered America First?

Who Really Discovered America First? | LOL, SILLY HUMANS BELIEVING THEY FOUND ANYTHING FIRST. | image tagged in indians,native americans,christopher columbus,bears,story time jesus,funny memes | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by UhnahnuhmissHuhghmin

2,471 views, 10 upvotes, 2 comments

"Kick it-tough".

1,219 views, 3 upvotes

Story Time Jesus

816 views, 3 upvotes, 1 comment

Story Time Jesus

2,212 views, 16 upvotes, 14 comments

Jesus makes sense

by MaxB.Sternberg

1,413 views, 4 upvotes, 2 comments

Story Time Jesus

by anonymous

1,651 views, 8 upvotes, 1 comment

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by TheyLieWeSee

76 views, 3 upvotes

Jesus explaining about the current state after the Roman Empire fell and rise of the new generation

893 views, 2 upvotes

Merry PhilMas

2,830 views, 8 upvotes

That's some crazy story about fishing for breakfast

556 views, 1 upvote