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dockter

dockter | patient: doctor i think I'm having a heart attack
doctor: here's a bandage
patient: what
doctor: that will be $79.99 thank you | image tagged in doctor and patient | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

380 views, 16 upvotes, 1 comment

Labs Do Not Compute

Labs Do Not Compute | ME: HOBBLING BACK TO THE CAR; AFTER MY 15 MINUTE APPOINTMENT WHERE MY DOCTOR SAID: “WELL, YOUR LABS LOOK GREAT.” | image tagged in terminator,doctor and patient,illness,sickness,sick | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

151 views, 2 upvotes

Dear Alcoholics, your tech, your nurse, and your doctor know you are lying when you say you drink only a little!

Dear Alcoholics, your tech, your nurse, and your doctor know you are lying when you say you drink only a little! | WHY HEALTHCARE WORKERS NEVER BELIEVE YOUR ANSWER FOR ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION; "So you only drink 1 or 2 beers a week? Are you sure?"; "Absolutely! Maybe less than that! Why do you ask?"; "Because King Tut's liver is healthier than yours at the moment!"; "Ok maybe 2 or 3 beers a week, I mean an hour! Happy now?" | image tagged in doctor and patient,booze,liver,health,why you always lying,alcoholic | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by CorporateLife2k

77 views

there's an upside to everything

there's an upside to everything | THAT'S GREAT
NEWS DOC! YOUR RESULTS CAME BACK. YOU HAVE STAGE 4 STOMACH CANCER; YOU HAVE A 12% CHANCE OF SEEING YOUR NEXT BIRTHDAY; I'M JUST GLAD TO
KNOW WHY I'VE
BEEN THROWING UP
SO MUCH BLOOD
EVERY MORNING | image tagged in doctor and patient,optimism | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by Hannibal_Lecher

40 views