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The stick

The stick | THE STICK IS STRAIGHT. YET IN THE WATER IT SEEMS TO BEND; OR MAYBE IT IS THE FOUR GLASSES OF SAKE I HAD WITH DINNER | image tagged in confucius says | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

540 views, 2 upvotes

Before you can see

Before you can see | CONFUCIUS SAID: BEFORE ONE CAN SEE; YOU MUST FIRST REMOVE YOUR HEAD FROM YOUR ASS. | image tagged in confucius says | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

476 views, 2 upvotes

Take the pebble from my hand

Take the pebble from my hand | CONFUCIUS SAID: TAKE THE PEBBLE FROM MY HAND MY SON; BUT DO NOT EAT IT, BESSY THE GOAT LEFT THAT ON MY FAVORITE RUG. | image tagged in confucius says | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

446 views, 2 upvotes

Dicky Fingers

Dicky Fingers | MAN WHO SLEEP WITH HANDS IN PANTS; WAKE UP WITH
DICKY FINGERS | image tagged in confucius says | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

869 views, 3 upvotes

Confucius Says

Confucius Says | CONFUCIUS SAY, MAN WHO STAND ON TOILET, IS HIGH ON POT | image tagged in confucius says | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by Pipe_Picasso

2,148 views, 10 upvotes, 1 comment

Confucius Says

522 views, 3 upvotes

Confucius says

by DebojyotiManna

1,898 views, 5 upvotes, 2 comments

Confucius Says

1,760 views, 10 upvotes

Confucius Says

2,146 views, 7 upvotes, 1 comment

Stay in high spirits!

2,574 views, 9 upvotes, 1 comment

Interweb is not a write-only medium

785 views, 3 upvotes

Not stand in way

722 views, 9 upvotes, 2 comments

Confucius Says

by shadowrocker

960 views, 1 upvote

Confucius Says

by Pipe_Picasso

1,045 views, 8 upvotes, 1 comment