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One person's mortal danger is another person's philosophical epiphany:

One person's mortal danger is another person's philosophical epiphany: | A TOURIST IN CHINA GETS STRANDED ON A WIND-DAMAGED GLASS-BOTTOM BRIDGE 100 METERS ABOVE THE GROUND. REMEMBER THAT A MAN STANDING ON A GLASS-BOTTOM BRIDGE GETS BIRD'S EYE-VIEW OF IMPENDING MORTALITY. SO -- MEH -- THAT'S PROBABLY NOT SO BAD. | image tagged in confucius says | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

220 views, 3 upvotes

Confucius Says

Confucius Says | MAN WHO PASS GAS IN CHURCH; SITS IN HIS OWN PEW | image tagged in confucius says | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

1,016 views, 3 upvotes

confucius

confucius | CONFUCIUS SAY

GOOD FOR BOY TO MEET GIRL IN PARK; BUT BETTER FOR BOY TO PARK MEET IN GIRL | image tagged in confucius says | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by nate_hill123

596 views, 4 upvotes

Confucius say...

Confucius say... | THERE WILL ALWAYS BE SOME ASSHOLE TALKING SHIT BEHIND YOUR BACK | image tagged in memes,confucius says,confucius wide-eyed,fart jokes | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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by Forever_by_KISS

14,013 views, 11 upvotes, 1 comment

Just to clarify, for certain people, I found this on unijokes.com, and have changed the wording slightly. Happy?

Just to clarify, for certain people, I found this on unijokes.com, and have changed the wording slightly. Happy? | HOW DO YOU KNOW IF A CHINESE MAN HAS TRIED TO ROB YOU? YOUR TAX RETURNS WILL BE FULLY FINISHED, YOUR LAPTOP WILL BE UPGRADED, AND HE'LL STILL BE TRYING TO BACK OUT OF YOUR DRIVE WAY | image tagged in confucius says,memes,china,robbery,taxes,laptop | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by TigerLegend1046

2,906 views, 11 upvotes, 2 comments

You can hear it too, right ?!?!?!

by The_Wizard_of_Goslar

2,760 views, 1 upvote

Confucius Says

by swing4thefence

2,543 views, 7 upvotes

Confucius on Revenge 001

by OlatundeAroloye

1,230 views, 3 upvotes

Caine and Master Po

5,003 views, 13 upvotes, 1 comment

Confucius Says

810 views, 2 upvotes

Confucius Says

by eshaanthebest

450 views, 2 upvotes

Patience

642 views, 2 upvotes

The stick

538 views, 2 upvotes

Cocky

by ReallyCoolUsername2020

942 views, 3 upvotes