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Perhaps this breaks some unwritten rule about breakups, but it's what I would want. Lying just adds insult to injury, IMHO.

Actual Advice Mallard | AFTER A BREAKUP, BE HONEST IF YOU CAN'T/DON'T WANT TO BE FRIENDS. IT MAY HURT MORE NOW, BUT IT WILL BE LESS PAINFUL IN THE LONG RUN. | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard,AdviceAnimals | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by Tinkerbell81

5,988 views, 7 upvotes, 1 comment

The words of my high-school teacher. He wasn't talking about faith.

The words of my high-school teacher. He wasn't talking about faith. | YOU CAN NOT DISCUSS; WITH A RELIGIOUS CONVICTION | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by Hank_Rearden

303 views, 3 upvotes, 1 comment

Most pairs are separated by not doing this

Most pairs are separated by not doing this | WHEN TAKING YOUR CLOTHES OUT OF A FRONT-LOADING WASHER SPIN THE DRUM TO RETRIEVE SOCKS THAT GET STUCK TO THE SIDES DURING THE SPIN CYCLE | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard,laundry | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

3,475 views, 8 upvotes

Keep in mind that I didn't do this to watch the kind of videos I know you're thinking about.

Keep in mind that I didn't do this to watch the kind of videos I know you're thinking about. | IF YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR AGE TO 18 YEARS OLD ON GMAIL SO YOU CAN BROWSE MATURE YOUTUBE VIDEOS, GMAIL WON'T LET YOU. WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by SomeRandomGuy9001

328 views, 6 upvotes, 2 comments

Actual Advice Mallard

Actual Advice Mallard | CAR BRAKES ARE FOR STOPPING ONLY! IF YOU'RE ON THE FREEWAY AND TAKING YOUR FOOT OFF THE GAS ISN'T ENOUGH, YOU'RE DRIVING TOO FAST! | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

845 views, 7 upvotes, 2 comments

With my coworkers constantly talking about new fad diets, I feel this needs to be said.

by anonymous

10,125 views, 4 upvotes, 2 comments

Memeville Morals

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568 views, 5 upvotes

Never trust that they will note your account.

by anonymous

1,756 views, 5 upvotes

Actual Advice Mallard

591 views, 3 upvotes

Actual Advice Mallard

by ThePhantomShitter

563 views, 7 upvotes, 1 comment

Spring cleaning?

by anonymous

3,005 views, 2 upvotes

Password Advice from the Actual Advice Mallard

550 views, 3 upvotes

You're doing it wrong.

by anonymous

964 views, 7 upvotes

Never again

by anonymous

1,293 views, 7 upvotes, 1 comment