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Newborns don't read. But I had to vent somewhere.

Actual Advice Mallard | THE LONGER YOU THRASH YOUR LEGS THE LONGER IT TAKES YOUR DAD TO FUMBLE WITH THE SNAPS ON YOUR ONESIE AND FINISH. | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard,AdviceAnimals | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

9,186 views, 13 upvotes, 2 comments

Just like how food service workers will spit in your food if you piss them off. Call center workers can be even worse.

Actual Advice Mallard | BE NICE TO YOUR CALL CENTER AGENT WHO WANTS TO HELP YOU. THEY HAVE ACCESS TO YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard,AdviceAnimals | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

2,119 views, 5 upvotes

I have been doing this all year and it is a total game changer.

Actual Advice Mallard | REREAD THE CLASSIC NOVELS YOU WERE ASSIGNED IN HIGH SCHOOL; YOU WILL UNDERSTAND AND APPRECIATE THEM MUCH BETTER AS AN ADULT | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard,AdviceAnimals | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

8,437 views, 3 upvotes

For Mother's Day coming up

Actual Advice Mallard | IF YOU CANT THINK OF SOMETHING ORIGINAL TO WRITE IN A CARD READ WHAT'S IN ONE WELL WRITTEN CARD, AND PUT IT IN ANOTHER. | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard,AdviceAnimals | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

4,183 views, 18 upvotes, 1 comment

Actual Advice Mallard

Actual Advice Mallard | WORRIED ABOUT JUDGEMENT AT THE GROCERY STORE? BUY A BIRTHDAY CAKE SO PEOPLE DON'T THINK ALL THOSE UNHEALTHY SNACKS ARE FOR YOU | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

511 views, 13 upvotes, 8 comments

This almost burned me my senior year. Contact your department.

by anonymous

3,101 views, 6 upvotes

Actual Advice Mallard

by anonymous

3,896 views, 24 upvotes, 6 comments

Actual Advice Mallard

by anonymous

1,442 views, 13 upvotes, 1 comment

Actual Advice Mallard

582 views, 6 upvotes, 4 comments

Actual Advice Mallard

by wizardofgunmonkeys

1,227 views, 17 upvotes, 10 comments

Actual Advice Mallard

by anonymous

474 views, 6 upvotes

Had to remind a friend of this. You're not doing anyone any favors setting them up for failure, and it can ruin your credibility in the process.

by anonymous

22,268 views, 20 upvotes, 1 comment

Actual Advice Mallard

by anonymous

5,082 views, 21 upvotes

This is how I learned to love vegetables growing up.

by anonymous

8,945 views, 12 upvotes, 4 comments