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Actual Advice Mallard

Actual Advice Mallard | WANT IT TO NOT RAIN? BRING AN UMBRELLA. | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by SorryDewNoMeGustaTuPelo

730 views, 13 upvotes, 2 comments

Driving with my Aunt through Florida this morning.

Actual Advice Mallard | IF EVERY OTHER DRIVER IS "AWFUL" YOU'RE THE BAD DRIVER | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard,AdviceAnimals | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

8,253 views, 15 upvotes

No Other Meme I Felt Was Appropriate for This Statement

No Other Meme I Felt Was Appropriate for This Statement | VIOLENT VIDEO GAMES DO NOT CREATE: PSYCHOPATHS. | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard,politics,political,gaming | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

2,712 views, 23 upvotes, 3 comments

I don't usually fart at work, but when I do, I make it a life-changing event.

Actual Advice Mallard | IF YOU ABSENT-MINDEDLY FART IN YOUR OFFICE, AND THEN THE HOTTEST, MOST AWESOME FEMALE EMPLOYEE COMES INTO YOUR OFFICE FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER AND SAYS, "WHAT'S THAT SMELL?"; ADMIT IT BECAUSE SHE ALREADY KNOWS IT WAS YOU, AND YOU'RE NOW DEAD TO HER ANYWAY, AND AT LEAST YOU CAN DIE AN HONEST MAN. | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard,AdviceAnimals | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

17,920 views, 12 upvotes, 5 comments

Actual Advice Mallard

Actual Advice Mallard | ADD VERY CHEAP BACON TO YOUR SHOPPING LIST. CHEAP BACON IS MOSTLY FAT. MORE FAT MEANS MORE GREASE. MORE GREASE MEANS GOOD BACON GRAVY. | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

926 views, 15 upvotes, 6 comments

Newborns don't read. But I had to vent somewhere.

by anonymous

9,179 views, 13 upvotes, 2 comments

Actual Advice Mallard

by anonymous

335 views, 3 upvotes, 2 comments

Actual Advice Mallard

503 views, 13 upvotes, 8 comments

Can't believe this even needs to be explained...

by anonymous

88,278 views, 8 upvotes

Actual Advice Mallard

by anonymous

1,436 views, 13 upvotes, 1 comment

Actual Advice Mallard

535 views, 11 upvotes

Actual Advice Mallard

by wizardofgunmonkeys

1,211 views, 17 upvotes, 10 comments

Not exactly advice... :)

by The_Lapsed_Jedi

1,184 views, 7 upvotes, 3 comments

For Mother's Day coming up

by anonymous

4,147 views, 18 upvotes, 1 comment