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Bad Pun Chinese Man

Bad Pun Chinese Man | An American dog goes “woof”; A Czech dog goes “haf”; A Chinese dog goes “sizzle” | image tagged in bad pun chinese man | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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A different perspective on haute cuisine maybe

A different perspective on haute cuisine maybe | A MAN FROM THE COUNTRY GOES TO A FANCY RESTAURANT AND DECIDES TO TRY A MULTI-COURSE MEAL; THE WAITER BRINGS HIM A BOUILLION, THEN AN ARUGULA SALAD, THEN A LOBSTER; MAN EATS FIRST TWO COURSES, THEN PULLS WAITER OVER AND SAYS, "YOUNG MAN, I DRANK YOUR DISHWATER AND I ATE YOUR WEEDS..."; "BUT I'LL BE DAMNED IF I'M GOING TO EAT THAT BUG!" | image tagged in bad pun chinese man,food | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Wise Guy Saying

Wise Guy Saying | Feed a man a fish, he’ll be fed for a day; Feed a man a Puffer Fish and he’ll be fed for the rest of his life | image tagged in bad pun chinese man,poison,fish,sayings | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Bad Pun Chinese Man

Bad Pun Chinese Man | KUNG FU STUDENT ASKS HIS TEACHER, MASTER WHY DO I LOSE EVERY COMBAT MATCH? TEACHER PONDERS AND REPLIES, STUDENT, HAVE YOU EVER OBSERVED THE SEAGULLS IN FLIGHT, THEIR WINGS LIKE FLAMES? YES, SAYS THE PUPIL; AND THE WATERFALL SPILLING GENTLY OVER THE STONES FOLLOWING ONLY ITS COURSE? YES, SAYS THE PUPIL; AND THE MOON SHIMMERING OVER THE RIPPLES, YET ITSELF UNCHANGED? YES, MASTER, SAYS THE PUPIL, I HAVE. THERE IS YOUR PROBLEM SAYS THE TEACHER: FOREVER IN NATURE - AND NO PRACTICE! | image tagged in bad pun chinese man | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Confucianism, the way of life propagated by Confucius and followed by the Chinese people for more than 2000 years.

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Wisdom worth heeding

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