A MAN FROM THE COUNTRY GOES TO A FANCY RESTAURANT AND DECIDES TO TRY A MULTI-COURSE MEAL; THE WAITER BRINGS HIM A BOUILLION, THEN AN ARUGULA SALAD, THEN A LOBSTER; MAN EATS FIRST TWO COURSES, THEN PULLS WAITER OVER AND SAYS, "YOUNG MAN, I DRANK YOUR DISHWATER AND I ATE YOUR WEEDS..."; "BUT I'LL BE DAMNED IF I'M GOING TO EAT THAT BUG!"