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and it is a rough bit to grip the wheel with a scotch and soda in hand | WHEN I CAME OVER TO NEW YORK FROM BRITAIN I DECIDED THE BEST WAY TO SEE THE OLD COLONIES WAS TO DRIVE TO LOS ANGELES; I ONLY HAD THREE ACCIDENTS WHICH IS DECENT ENOUGH CONSIDERING I WAS ON THE LEFT HAND SIDE THE WHOLE WAY | image tagged in drinking englishman,memes,british,driving | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

and it is a rough bit to grip the wheel with a scotch and soda in hand

and it is a rough bit to grip the wheel with a scotch and soda in hand | WHEN I CAME OVER TO NEW YORK FROM BRITAIN I DECIDED THE BEST WAY TO SEE THE OLD COLONIES WAS TO DRIVE TO LOS ANGELES; I ONLY HAD THREE ACCIDENTS WHICH IS DECENT ENOUGH CONSIDERING I WAS ON THE LEFT HAND SIDE THE WHOLE WAY | image tagged in drinking englishman,memes,british,driving | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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can't outrun a turtle, can't outfox a fox

can't outrun a turtle, can't outfox a fox | A FOX CAUGHT A WILY RABBIT AND WAS ABOUT TO MAKE HIM HIS MEAL; THE RABBIT THOUGHT HE DETECTED A WAY OUT AND SAID "GO AHEAD AND EAT ME, BUT PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T THROW ME IN THE BRIAR PATCH!"; "ANYTHING BUT THE BRIAR PATCH!" BUT THE FOX WAS CONFUSED FOR HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT A BRIAR PATCH WAS; SO HE ATE THE RABBIT!!! | image tagged in drinking englishman,memes,rabbit,fox,tall tale,bad joke | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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cocktails may have been involved

cocktails may have been involved | TWO MEN WHO WERE NEW TO AN AIRLINE WERE IN THE COCKPIT OF A JUMBO JET WENT IT STARTED A STEEP PLUNGE; ONE TURNED TO THE OTHER AND SAID "HOW DO YOU LAND THIS THING?" TO WHICH THE OTHER REPLIED "ME?!? I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE PILOT!"; THE NEWLY-MINTED PILOT THOUGHT FOR A MOMENT THEN SAID "WELL I'LL HAVE A GO AT IT IF YOU HEAD BACK TO THE PASSENGER CABIN AND LEAD THE HYMNS!" | image tagged in drinking englishman,airplane,flying,pilot,memes | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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oh the arrogance of the white gods

oh the arrogance of the white gods | A MISSIONARY WAS CAPTURED BY HEADHUNTERS AND SCHEDULED TO DIE; THE PREACHER KNEW A SOLAR ECLIPSE WAS TO OCCUR THAT DAY AND THOUGHT THAT IF HE CONVINCED THE PRIMITIVE TRIBE IT WAS HIS MAGIC HE MIGHT ESCAPE, SO HE ASKED WHAT TIME HE WAS TO BE EXECUTED; THE CHIEFTAIN REPLIED: "LATER THIS AFTERNOON, ABOUT 30 MINUTES AFTER THE ECLIPSE"! | image tagged in drinking englishman,memes,tall tale | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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once again war makes for a tragicomic tale

once again war makes for a tragicomic tale | BEFORE A YOUNG MAN WENT OFF TO THE GREAT WAR HIS AGED MOTHER GAVE HIM A BLESSED MEDALLION TO WEAR OVER HIS HEART FOR PROTECTION; ONE MORNING WHILE THE CORPORAL WAS ON WATCH IN THE TRENCHES IN FRANCE, A GERMAN SNIPER SHOT RANG OUT; LOOKING DOWN HE REALIZED THE BULLET HAD INDEED STRUCK THE MEDALLION; UNFORTUNATELY FOR THE POOR LAD HE HAD BEEN SHOT IN THE BACK! | image tagged in drinking englishman,memes,world war i,soldier,irony | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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or longer if the alcohol preserves him well

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promiscuous crones living in footwear collecting state pensions - scandalous!

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yeah it's stupid, but it's Rudyard Kipling stupid

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needless to say, it's name wasn't Rover

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but he understood enough to whinny and stomp the little sucker for mocking him

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so get drunk and ignore your pension because you might just end up an icicle

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apparently the beast has thumbs to tweet with too

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and thus another theological question solved over a meal

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