A PRIEST AND A RABBI WERE HAVING LUNCH ONE FRIDAY AND THE RABBI NOTED QUIZZICALLY THAT THE PRIEST HAD POT ROAST; THE PRIEST SAID "THE CHURCH NO LONGERS FROWNS UPON HAVING MEAT THIS DAY, AND WHEN WILL YOU HAVE PORK DEAR SIR?"; THE RABBI REPLIED "WHY AT YOUR WEDDING FEAST, FATHER!"