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WHAT IS A KING JAMES PRAYER?
First, prayer is an actual conversation in a personal relationship with God, and certainly not like Hindu meditation & mantras with their mindless repetition (babble) of words or phrases, hoping to get into an altered state of consciousness. Jesus clearly warns us not to babble on and the Bible says, "Ask and you will receive." So, it involves an intelligent conversation and in no way includes emptying our minds in some esoteric, mystical, & meditative experience. Prayer is a personal relationship with God; not a clearing of the mind to allow for communing with demon spirits. And as far as the way we should talk with God in prayer, I've demonstrated it to my congregation by showing them how I do NOT talk my wife. I don't use some biblical King-James-Version-type lingo like, "Oh, Brandie, thou art thee that I loveth as thou goest in thy wondrousness."; That's just playing goofy games with conversation & it's the same way with God. It is not some rehearsed speech. I don't have to work at what I'm going to say to my wife each day by reading, and maybe even memorizing, material that I later explain to her through some exact step-by-step formula for supposedly more effective communication. It’s the same with true biblical prayer to God, which should be from the heart. But people desiring religiosity, like to throw in mystical lingo. | image tagged in prayer,bible,god,relationship,christian,jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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WHAT ARE THE ORIGINS OF THE “WORD OF FAITH” MOVEMENT? [1 of 3]
Where did this idea of gibberish come from? Well, around 1900, Charles Parham invented the idea that the language spoken in tongues must be unknown (gibberish). Parham attracted students and insisted they wear the latest clothing fashions, which goes right along with these Word of Faith guys today who claim Jesus wore designer clothing. So, Parham started the outbreak of the unknown-tongues thing, even though his first female student, Agnes Ozman, is now accredited by the charismatic community as the first person to speak in gibberish tongues. However, even Ozman taught that it must be a known language, (in her case, Chinese), and second, Parham was the first to teach speaking in unknown gibberish tongues. So, the charismatic leaders don't even get that history straight. Now, I want to give you what Agnes Ozman actually uttered, what she characterized as "Chinese," and though it’s hard to believe, this is documented. Without ever studying Chinese, Ozman not only claimed to speak it, she also said she could write it, both of which were untrue. Here's a partial transcript of what she supposed said in "Chinese": "Lazzo, lauzo, logal, eenie, meenie, minie, moe.” I did not make that up! And even if she blurted out some legitimate Chinese, which she didn’t because we know what she said, a Chinese message would not end with the English phrase, “eenie, meenie, minie, moe,” unless maybe she was at Disney Land hugging Mickey Mouse. | image tagged in bible,jesus,god,christian,church,chinese | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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DOES “WICCA” JUST MEAN “WITCHCRAFT?” Yes! "Wicca is a modern-day, nature-based pagan religion.” Can I translate that for you? It's old-fashioned witchcraft. "Though rituals and practices vary among people who identify as Wiccan, most observations include the festival celebrations of solstices and equinoxes, [the positioning of the moon and stars,] the honoring of a male god and a female goddess, and the incorporation of herbalism and other natural objects into rituals. Wiccans practice their religion according to an ethical code, and many believe in reincarnation.” Those ethics tell them to do whatever they want as long as it doesn't hurt anyone. But if that's true, why are witches (right now) attempting to place hexes on us for producing a study on the Bible's warning against witchcraft? I thought you said you won't hurt people. That's called hypocrisy and, according
to some in the South, a person doing that is a "Hypo-Crite." | image tagged in witchcraft,wicca,bible,pagan,god,worship | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Creepy Condescending Wonka

Creepy Condescending Wonka | IT'S FUNNY HOW YOU ASSOCIATE ATHEISTS WITH DICTATORS; WHEN YOU YOURSELF SUPPORT A DICTATOR | image tagged in memes,creepy condescending wonka,atheists,dictators,god,yahweh | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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CAN WE ACHIEVE PERFECT HEALTH?
[2 of 6] No, but American gurus like Kenneth Copeland say we can. He is a huge influence in the Word of Faith movement. Here's his quote & notice he's even using Hindu terms like meditation as he also whips out New Age lingo, teaching that we have a God force we can tap into to create anything we desire (like perfect health): "You began to meditate on those scriptures until you built an inner image of yourself healed. As that image grew more crisp and clear, you began to expect—or hope for—that image to become reality... You'll be expecting the very presence of God to rise up in you so powerfully that instead of believing for healing every six weeks, you'll walk in divine health every day!” | image tagged in health,healing,hindu,guru,god,bible | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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