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He can't stick to a script either.

He can't stick to a script either. | SO MITT ROMNEY'S GOT A BOOK COMING OUT IN WHICH HE DETAILS AN ALLEGED CONVERSATION BETWEEN HIMSELF AND MITCH MCCONNELL WHERE MCCONNELL DESCRIBES TRUMP AS AN IDIOT WHO DOESN'T THINK WHEN HE SPEAKS... WHICH IS PATENTLY RIDICULOUS; ANYONE WHO'S ACTUALLY PAID ATTENTION TO TRUMP'S UNSCRIPTED YAPPING CAN TELL HE'S IN A CONSTANT STATE OF FLUX BETWEEN AUTOPILOT PRATTLING AND SCRAMBLING TO LEGITIMIZE THE LAST STUPID THING THAT TUMBLED OUT OF HIS MOUTH. | image tagged in carlin,trump is a moron,donald trump the clown | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Yuck.

Yuck. | “Fox & Friends this morning stated that, under Ronald Reagan and George Bush (Which one?), there was a tough policy against Terrorists. They’re wrong on Bush, but they left out one person — ‘TRUMP,’ who took out ISIS, al-Baghdadi, Soleimani, and everyone else who was in the way of Justice and Peace.”; -Donald J. Trump whining about America's version of RT not chapping its lips on his a--. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS "TOUGH ON TERROR" LIKE "NEGOTIATING" THE RELEASE OF 5000 TALIBAN FIGHTERS FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN RETURN. OH YEAH, AND ISIS IS STILL OUT THERE SOOO... THAT'S A TOTAL OF TWO GUYS TAKEN OUT... YUP, A WHOLE TWO GUYS... MASTERFUL WORK THERE, DON-DON. | image tagged in black template,carlin,george carlin,trump unfit unqualified dangerous | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Sounds like somebody's straining to do some abstaining.

Sounds like somebody's straining to do some abstaining. | First, the Trump campaign pitched a fit because the debate mics were going to be turned off when it wasn't their boy's time to yap; Now they're whining over the mics possibly being left on when it isn't their boy's time to yap; pick a lane already... | image tagged in carlin,george carlin,debates | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Hi-diddly-ho, Trump-a-RINOs, it's time for a little game called "Let's Look at What the Law Actually Says"

Hi-diddly-ho, Trump-a-RINOs, it's time for a little game called "Let's Look at What the Law Actually Says" | WELL, FOLKS, PUPORTEDLY-FAST-TRACKED-FOR-
APPOINTMENT-AS-THE-NEW-U.S.A.G. MIKE
DAVIS IS GETTING DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO
ATTEMPTED INTIMIDATION, OBSTRUCTION OF
A CIVIL SERVANT IN THE PERFORMANCE OF
THEIR DUTIES BY THREATENING LETICIA JAMES
WITH IMPRISONMENT FOR CONSPIRACY AGAINST RIGHTS. FOR OUR PURPOSES (IGNORING § 241.3
AS IT DEALS WITH PUNITIVE RATHER THAN
VIOLATIVE ASPECTS OF THE STATUTE), LET'S
LOOK AT 18 U.S.C. § 241.1-2:; 18 U.S. Code § 241 - Conspiracy against rights; If two or more persons conspire to injure, oppress, threaten, or intimidate any person in any State, Territory, Commonwealth, Possession, or District in the free exercise or enjoyment of any right or privilege secured to him by the Constitution or laws of the United States, or because of his having so exercised the same; or; If two or more persons go in disguise on the highway, or on the premises of another, with intent to prevent or hinder his free exercise or enjoyment of any right or privilege so secured—; AS THE LANGUAGE OF § 241.2 SPECIFIES DISGUISE, CHARGES UNDER THAT DEFINITION AREN'T PLAUSIBLE SO WE CAN DISREGARD IT ENTIRELY -WHICH FOOTS ANY POTENTIAL PROSECUTORIAL ACTION DEPENDENTLY ON § 241.1:; "IF TWO OR MORE PERSONS CONSPIRE TO INJURE, OPPRESS, THREATEN, OR INTIMIDATE ANY PERSON... ...IN THE FREE EXERCISE OR ENJOYMENT OF ANY RIGHT OR PRIVILEGE SECURED TO HIM BY THE CONSTITUTION OR LAWS OF THE UNITED STATES, OR BECAUSE OF HIS HAVING SO EXERCISED THE SAME"; SOOOOO... IN ACCORDANCE
WITH THE FRAUD CHARGES
ISSUED, TRUMP'S
LAWFUL, WARRENTED
ARREST SUPPORTED
BY OATH (JAMES'
STATEMENT) AND
AFFIRMATION (PAPER
TRAIL, WITNESSES)... ...REVIEWED (TRIAL),
UPHELD BY A JURY OF
TRUMP'S PEERS RESULTING
IN 34 FELONY CONVICTIONS,
MR. DAVIS HAS NO CASE WITHOUT
MANAGING TO CONVINCE A JUDGE OR
JUDGES OF THE FOLLOWING ASSERTIONS:; 1. IT IS THE RIGHT OF EVERY CITIZEN RUNNING
FOR OFFICE TO BE IMMUNE TO PROSECUTION
FOR CRIMES COMMITTED. 2. LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS' EXECUTION OF
THEIR SWORN DUTY TO UPHOLD THE LAW VIOLATES
THE RIGHT OF CRIMINAL IMPUNITY ESTABLISHED
BY ASSERTION 1. 3. THEREFORE THE ACT OF UPHOLDING THE LAW
BY A SWORN OFFICER THEREOF IS INJURIOUS,
OPPRESSIVE, THREATENING, INTIMIDATING TO
LAWFULLY CHARGED INDIVIDUALS RUNNING FOR
OFFICE AND IS, CONSEQUENTLY, IN VIOLATION
OF 18 U.S.C. § 241.1; NOW... AS ALL THREE
OF THOSE ASSERTIONS
ARE ABSOLUTE LUNACY IT'S
UNLIKELY THERE'S ANY JUDGE
NOT BOUGHT AND PAID FOR AGREEABLE
TO A PREMISE OF IMMUNITAS PER PETITIONEM. BUT THEN THAT'S THE CATCH, ISN'T IT? | image tagged in george carlin,carlin,short black template,black,scotus radical right judges | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Just a spoonful of patriot-washing makes the busy-work legislation go down.

Just a spoonful of patriot-washing makes the busy-work legislation go down. | "Representatives voted 215 to 200 to pass the Liberty in Laundry Act, introduced by Rep. Andrew Ogles (R-TN). The act would prevent the Department of Energy from implementing or enforcing new energy conservation standards for washing machines that are not cost-effective or technologically feasible. "The bill is in response to the DOE finalizing
new updated standards for residential clothes
washers and dryers earlier this year. The new
standards are aimed at cutting energy costs
and pollution. The DOE said it expects the new
standards to save people $39 billion in energy
and water bills over the next three decades. It
added the regulations are expected to reduce nearly
71 million metric tons of carbon dioxide emissions. "'I have spent much of my time in Congress
fighting back the federal government’s vast
overreach into the lives of hardworking
Americans,' Ogles said in a statement."; Let that sink in, folks... ...according to Mr. Ogles, the Department of Energy's newest effeciency standards; -which will slightly raise the cost of two types of durable goods... ...in exchange for returning consistently lower electric and water bills keeping more money in your pockets-; Yeah, that's government overreach in his book. Gotta say, sounds an awful lot like Mr. Ogles is looking out for his corporate masters rather than the little guy. | image tagged in plain black template,george carlin,carlin | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

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Sooo, Trump-cult kids, are you sure Dear Leader isn't moving to punish you for not getting him back into office in 2020?

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Trump has ties to 5 known pedophiles. You know who usually has ties 5 known pedophiles? Other pedophiles.

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If you're playing apologetics for a known pedophile's convicted concigliere because they're connected to Dear Leader...

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