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A Mandrake Mymmerkin--A Puppet With No Wit

A Mandrake Mymmerkin--A Puppet With No Wit | O, thou vile hedge-born knave! Thou clumsy sot! Didst thou think to steal my power by destroying my papers? Thou hast only proven thyself a mandrake mymmerkin--a puppet with no wit! I shall wither thy reputation as I wither thy vile weeds in my garden! What madness possesseth thy brain? Thou has broken the sanctity of my sanctum, shattered my life's work--my precious formulae, my potions! To; destroy my spellbooks is to invite a fate worse than a troll's banquet! I shall make of thee a eunich, if the fates allow! By God's wounds, thou unlicked cub! Thou hast committed a deed of high malice! Hear me: I curse thee with the itch of a thousand scabs, and may thy limbs shrink to the size of a mandrake's root! To break in, to break my work... thou shalt answer to the dark arcane powers I invoke this hour! | image tagged in cats,medieval memes,funny cats,wizards,cursed,insults | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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by Calvinism_Sucks
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I Shall Curse Thy Bloodline To The Seventh Generation

I Shall Curse Thy Bloodline To The Seventh Generation | Thou pribbling, ill-nurtured knave! Thou think’st to end me with a shard of steel? Away, ye goatish, milk-livered knave! Thy wit’s as sharp as a marble! Thou toad-spotted miscreant! Thou art as useless as a pewter sword! Thy tongue outvenoms all the worms of the Nile, yet thy hand is slower than a sleeping tortoise! Go; hang thyself fool! Thou canst not escape retribution! Tremble and despair! May thy members be blasted, and may a pox upon thee seize thy wretched soul! May the falling sickness and fever plague thy waking hours until thy bones turn to dust! I shall curse thy bloodline to the seventh generation, that they may wander the earth with faces as pale as the dead! | image tagged in cats,medieval memes,wizards,cursed,you have sinned child prepare to feel the sweet embrace of death,insults | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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by Calvinism_Sucks
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