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OC's portrayed by quotes: part one

OC's portrayed by quotes: part one | image tagged in oc,funny,quotes | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by YourLocalBi-GrayAcePsychopath
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I know that RetroFloofKing watches Rick-&-Morty, so I'd thought I'd surprise him with this...

I know that RetroFloofKing watches Rick-&-Morty, so I'd thought I'd surprise him with this... | ========================== A WISE COLLECTION OF RICK-&-MORTY QUOTES: By SimoTheFinlandized ========================== "Listen guys, I hate to break it to you, but what people call “love” is merely just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits really hard, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle! Rise above. Focus on science." ========================== "What, so everyone’s supposed to sleep every single night now? You realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?" ========================== "Listen to me. I know that new situations can be intimidating. You're looking around and it’s all scary and different, but you know that meeting them head-on, charging into them like a bull — that’s how we grow as people." ========================= "Weddings are essentially funerals with cake." ========================== "I'm a scientist; because I invent, transform, create, and destroy for a living, and when I don't like something about the world, I change it." ========================= "Explaining which words mean which feelings has never helped anyone do anything." ========================= "Sometimes, science is more art than science, and not a lot of people ever get that." ======================== "The universe is basically an animal. It grazes on the ordinary. It creates infinite idiots just to eat them." ========================= "When you know that nothing matters, the universe is yours." ========================= What about the alternate reality where Hitler cured cancer? The answer is, don't think about it! ========================= “Have fun with empowerment. It seems to make everyone that gets it really happy.” ========================= “Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. We’re all going to die. Come watch TV.” ========================= “You ever hear about Wall Street? You know what those guys do in their fancy boardrooms? They metaphorically take their balls and they dip them in cocaine and wipe them all over each other.” ========================= “So what if a corporate magnate IS indeed in fact the Devil? At least the Devil has a job. At least he’s active in the community. Keeps the machine of capitalism well-oiled, you know?" ========================= “Traditionally, science fairs are traditionally a father-son thing; and scientifically that traditions are an idiot thing.” ========================= | image tagged in rick and morty,wisdom,quotes | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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by SimoTheFinlandized
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