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The Postman

The Postman | A COUPLE ARE RUSHING INTO THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE THE WIFE IS GOING INTO LABOR. AS THEY WALK, A DOCTOR SAYS TO THEM THAT HE HAS INVENTED A MACHINE THAT SPLITS THE PAIN BETWEEN THE MOTHER AND FATHER. THEY AGREE TO IT AND ARE LED INTO A ROOM WHERE THEY GET HOOKED UP TO THE MACHINE. THE DOCTOR STARTS IT OFF AT 20% SPLIT TOWARDS THE FATHER. THE WIFE SAYS, "OH, THAT'S ACTUALLY BETTER." THE HUSBAND SAYS HE CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING. THEN THE DOCTOR TURNS IT TO 50% AND THE WIFE SAYS THAT IT DOESN'T HURT NEARLY AS MUCH. THE HUSBAND SAYS HE SILL CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING. THE DOCTOR, NOW ENCOURAGED, TURNS IT UP TO 100%. THE HUSBAND STILL CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING, AND THE WIFE IS REALLY HAPPY, BECAUSE THERE IS NOW NO PAIN FOR HER. THE BABY IS BORN. THE COUPLE GO HOME AND FIND THE POSTMAN GROANING IN PAIN ON THE DOORSTEP. | image tagged in the postman | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by KillaInBed69
354 views, 8 upvotes, 30 comments
image tagged in laughing crying -no spacing-,holding,together | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by anonymous
679 views, 11 upvotes

Not Fond of the Neighbors

Not Fond of the Neighbors | JEFFREY DAHMER HAD HIS PARENTS OVER FOR DINNER...HIS MOM TOLD HIM "JEFF, WE REALLY DON'T LIKE YOUR NEIGHBORS SON"; DAHMER REPLIED "THEN PUSH THEM ASIDE AND EAT YOUR PEAS" | image tagged in dahmer | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by TrustiGoat
742 views, 6 upvotes

Suicide Tom

Suicide Tom | Quarantine, day 11: | image tagged in suicide tom,i want to die,i have decided that i want to die,somebody kill me please | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by anonymous
1,897 views, 18 upvotes, 17 comments

I'LL DO IT MESELF IF NEED BE

I'LL DO IT MESELF IF NEED BE | Life: *treats me horribly* Me: | image tagged in just kill me,kill me,kill me now,please kill me,somebody kill me please,i have decided that i want to die | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
by anonymous
2,407 views, 9 upvotes

Thanks, but reconsider!

by anonymous
956 views, 15 upvotes

Oops

by TrustiGoat
352 views, 12 upvotes, 1 comment

They Call Me Mr......

by TrustiGoat
1,878 views, 9 upvotes, 1 comment

I'm (into) Young

by TrustiGoat
745 views, 13 upvotes

You See That?

by TrustiGoat
470 views, 10 upvotes
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by Octillery6504
87 views, 4 upvotes

The boys carrying me to the cemetery after I sneeze:

by anonymous
2,878 views, 80 upvotes, 136 comments
by anonymous
1,172 views, 31 upvotes, 6 comments

The Most Interesting Man In The World

by itisntevenagoodone
219 views, 5 upvotes
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