Philosoraptor

I like it, but no.

He's crossing his fingers.

Also:
- red suit
- aged beard
- comes out of fire
- sheeee

Santa ~ Satan

Coincidence? I think not!

"You break into people's houses at night, you watch children in their sleep, Santa, how do you plead?"

What if that is where the coal comes from? Every year he dies and goes to hell, but he sold his soul to the Devil so he could come back every year, and when he does he judges people again and the naughty ones get the coal he brought back from hell, and his elves are really just the ones the Devil chooses out of his demon workers, but only if they make good toys, and the defect toy makers get sent back to the bottom of hell after Christmas, the "Good" ones stay. think about that logic for a few minutes...

^ Winning comment lol.

Haha thanks!

He looks like he's already there....runnin shit
https://imgflip.com/i/vpfkn

Fortunately, sinning isn't a one way ticket to Hell. Although, if you don't "know" Jesus, then that's where you're going.

:)

No because he is a saint. St. Nick

Santa=Satan
The mystery has been solved.

I upvoted you anyway, as a down payment on your next effort.

No pressure! :)

Hahaha, thanks XD Anyway, yeah, I posted that at... 10:00-11:00, I think. My brain wasn't really functioning :P